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Rob Burgess 🇨🇦

@rbdwarf

My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.

 Ottawa, Ontario
Joined October 2011
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Considering how Spiderman likes to run, jump, and climb on buildings, shouldn't his real name be Peter Parkour?
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Was Sisyphus the first rock and roll star?
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I can't go to work today .... because I'm not allowed to get up #DogsofTwitter #Finn
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C'mon dad, it's time for our morning walk. #DogsofTwitter
Finn waiting impatiently for our morning walk

ALT Finn waiting impatiently for our morning walk

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Finn is in the house!
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Sometimes you just gotta be the devil’s avocado
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I think that Journey really summed up my philosophy in life when they sang “Don’t Stop, Be Leaving “.
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My boy this afternoon #Finn #DogsOfTwitter
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RIP Thatcher. You touched our hearts and we'll miss your stern looks.
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Calling someone your ‘main squeeze’ implies the existence of secondary and even tertiary squeezes.
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Kermit The Frog in a kitchen surrounded by pork products with the words "If I Can't Have Her, No One Will."

ALT Kermit The Frog in a kitchen surrounded by pork products with the words "If I Can't Have Her, No One Will."

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Happy boulderversary! teapawt.net/SheriffAlert/status/12…
San Miguel Sheriff (@SheriffAlert) profile pictureSan Miguel Sheriff@SheriffAlert27 Jan 2020
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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A bear and a raccoon sitting in front of a fire. The caption reads "Our Sunday plan - We will sleep until we're hungry, and then eat until we're sleepy."

ALT A bear and a raccoon sitting in front of a fire. The caption reads "Our Sunday plan - We will sleep until we're hungry, and then eat until we're sleepy."

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I’m considering buying a vowel at a Boxing week sale.
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I have learned that when someone wishes you a merry christmas it is not acceptable to reply with "Same to you, asshole" even though you are wishing them a merry christmas in return. I don't understand people.
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Happy solstice. If you're going to dance naked in the woods you should dress warmly.
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This made me chuckle
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Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
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