Weird wine, dad jokes, dog dad. Co-founder @Fueled | https://xitter.cf/t.co/XMPllCqlOZ

Miami, FL
Joined March 2008
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Leonardo da Vinci's helicopter design works as a quadcopter drone cnet.co/3LgvbCS
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Dear Facebook: We've received your request to change your name. However, due to our real names policy, you will first need to fax us a copy of your court order and new driver's license....
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after a year of covering nyc restaurants during the pandemic era, this is still my favorite discovery while researching for a piece
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Handshakes were designed as an exchange to show you weren’t carrying a weapon and going to kill the person you were meeting... how the tables have turned.
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD14 Oct 2019
Not sure the original source, but this hurt me deeply... 💀
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Hypothesis: Before the internet, you could build businesses on advertising in a way that you can't now, because now the platforms evolve to eat your margins.
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Kid maxim upgrade: "If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all" => "If you have something nice to say, say it." Telling people what to do is more helpful than telling people what not to do.
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What we know: - Light was caused by electrical surge at a substation. - No current fire, no injuries. - MTA has power, but there are delays on the 7 train. - Power coming back on at LGA, but expect delays. - Con Ed evaluating outages now. More soon.
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“Just tell us what Vladimir has on you. Maybe we can help.”
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Glad to see @apple's iOS 12 adding FaceID support for users in drag (which they somewhat awkwardly refer to as an "Alternate Appearance")
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It's official
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Defcon is the time of the year when all the hotels on the vegas strip get a free pentest!hopefully they realise the value of this :) #DefCon
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Never a line for the ladies room at hacker cons. #defcon it's a good/bad thing.
Best T-shirt at #DEFCON: "My other computer is your computer." #VotingVillage #elections #voting
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80% of startup failure = spending too much money, not working hard, bad product, not doing enough sales, not charging enough, hiring poorly
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Marco Rubio tried to hug Ivanka Trump. Awkwardness ensued. bos.gl/FPj4pYQ
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United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce....
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