Cameralero since '88. Occasional grave digger. Carries the camera like a grudge. I do the don'ts, don't the do's. Tanked for Sam. Adorable yet ill-adored.
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Mike Humphries retweeted
Once again, enforce the rules properly. The Eagles are allowed to line up offsides on this nearly every time. Enforce the neutral zone (length of the ball) and this play becomes a lot harder to run.
@SportsSturm Center in front of the ball, both offensive guards in the neutral zone. Why swallow the whistle here?
Mike Humphries retweeted
What a reputational disaster for all involved - Ballmer, Kawhi, Uncle Dennis, Clippers leadership - everyone except: @PabloTorre
Mike Humphries retweeted
You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years
Mike Humphries retweeted
The Dallas Cowboys visited an orphanage yesterday.
“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces, devoid of all hope,” said Kyle, aged 6.
Mike Humphries retweeted
I can't claim to observe all 32 teams the same way I do the Cowboys, but there is no way there's a worse LB group in the NFL than the one Dallas has.
Mike Humphries retweeted
Once again, enforce the rules properly. The Eagles are allowed to line up offsides on this nearly every time. Enforce the neutral zone (length of the ball) and this play becomes a lot harder to run.
@SportsSturm Center in front of the ball, both offensive guards in the neutral zone. Why swallow the whistle here?
Mike Humphries retweeted
Dak Prescott said “I probably spit 1,000 times throughout the game” and that he wasn’t aiming for Jalen Carter. Video showed that.
Dak said Carter said, “you trying to spit on me?”
Dak: “What would I need to spit on you for?”
Prescott said Jalen then spit on him.
Mike Humphries retweeted
Lessons Jack Black teaches us in School Of Rock:
Life isn’t easy.
Do what you like to do.
You have every right to be happy with exactly who you are.
You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.
Music makes life better.
Mike Humphries retweeted
Every time Frank Sinatra attended a Dodgers game he permitted Tommy Lasorda to point out one person he wanted dead.
Mike Humphries retweeted
Later that night, President Carter and the president of Nigeria successfully defended their WWE tag team titles at Madison Square Garden against the Wild Samoans.
Mike Humphries retweeted
“I don’t know how to swim, Dad.”
“And with an attitude like that you’ll never learn.”
Mike Humphries retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the TSA isn’t going to make you take your shoes off at security, you don’t need to take them off on the plane either.
Mike Humphries retweeted
Everybody over 40 from rural America has hung on from the bed of a pickup truck traveling at a high rate of speed. And it seemed totally fucking normal to us.
Mike Humphries retweeted
I checked the expiration date on this and it said “Further away than yours, pussy.”
Mike Humphries retweeted
We didn’t need photoshop in the 70s because everything was already that fucking weird to begin with …
