本来想撸管的，结果天太冷了，几把刚掏出来就热胀冷缩成了批，心想着批就批吧，结果扣着扣着把自己扣热了，缩进去的几把直接像胆小菇一样突然伸了出来给我吓得一身冷汗又给缩回去了，但是几把在体内摩擦又怪舒服的给我整的小脸一红暖呼呼的几把又伸了出来惊得我又是一身冷汗然后又缩回去结果又舒服得我发热然后又伸了出来然后又吓得我一身冷汗……最后在自己体内一伸一缩把自己内射了，还因为一冷一热的把自己弄感冒了的说

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🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 · Nov 10, 2026 · 9:59 PM UTC

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Marvel rivals update dropping soon so now my deadlock games will finally stop being dogshit

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Nelo Thinkseeker · Nov 9, 2026 · 4:53 AM UTC

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Got all of my assignments done

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Nelo Thinkseeker@Thinkseeker1Nov 6

Okay I’ve really fucked myself over this time, procrastination is no joke

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magnetite of #jjstwt 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 7, 2026 · 9:33 PM UTC

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magnetite of #jjstwt 🏳️‍⚧️@magnetiteberetNov 7

i had unprotected e-sex with my discord kitten and i got coderot from their frutiger aero yams

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91 · Nov 8, 2026 · 3:43 PM UTC

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Ｓｉｒ５０００ 🔜 ❓❓❓ · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:03 AM UTC

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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck Jensen Huang:

Aftermath@Aftermath_siteNov 9

'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier: aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…

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Braindead Bird App · Nov 8, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

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SKYLINE HUSKY · Nov 9, 2026 · 12:32 AM UTC

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SKYLINE HUSKY@Skyline_HuskyNov 9

i hear someone is talking shit about Christmas

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🚫 Christmas is HARAM 🚫 Halloween is HARAM 🚫 Valentine’s is HARAM 🚫 Thanksgiving is HARAM 🚫 Easter is HARAM 🚫 Alcohol is HARAM 🚫 Music is HARAM 🚫 Birthday celebration is HARAM

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贝利亚奥特曼 · Nov 9, 2026 · 4:38 AM UTC

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@fangfang0502Nov 9

草踏马的谁说捐精有护士帮忙打飞机我一进去三个大汉给我草射的疼死我了踏马的

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ame OへO (´･_･ ` ) · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

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This is frying me

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Jiji 🌄 · Nov 8, 2026 · 6:31 AM UTC

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#CurrentMood #KillMe #SendHelp #MidtermIn30mins

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31 Cadillac ✯ 🐦‍⬛ · Nov 7, 2026 · 8:51 AM UTC

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college will rly have you wondering if life is worth living at 20 years old

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ratte · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:43 PM UTC

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What if Counter-Strike 2 was remade with AI? AI Tools: Midjourney V8.2 + Nano Banana 2.1 + Kling 4.0 Note: This is just an experiment, light years away from the masterclass that is true AI generated gaming.