spoiler: sexy-stani

Joined September 2024
How should a conversation between friends work? Do you just talk about whatever or do you wait for them to ask?
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I feel like I’m always asking questions/follow up qns, but never being asked anything
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Foreplay but it’s the two of us rolling around on the floor beating the shit out of each other. There’s so much blood it’s slippery and messy. We kiss between hits and our spit and blood mix in our mouths. Whoever wins gets to brutally fuck the other.
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I’ve never tried to just go up to someone and demand we have sex but I think I might have to
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Moving on isn’t enough I need to beat those bitches to pulp
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nobody… 92 year old dementia patient: “You’re so pretty…” me charting: “Patient alert and oriented x4…”
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did he really say that
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I’m going to be the fastest bubble guppy
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Back is shredded but it’s not like I can give myself backshots :/
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I had a dream I was running away from the principal of my Islamic school as she was chasing me
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I feel like I’ve had this dream many times before
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representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
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I was flying down the stairs in my dream, but SO WAS SHE
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Replying to @Araneafilia
i like this one
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i talk like her sometimes and it scares me
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I should get a rice cooker
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How dare her celeb crush not kiss her (he doesn't know she exists)
what’s her problem
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If only locking in felt as good as zoning out
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everybody needs to stop talking to me about themselves
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