Jack

I felt a little out of place at the Bassvictim show the other night. But tonight's the Boy Harsher show. Now it's my turn to be the target demographic.

It's been exactly a year since I moved to New York.

I don't know that I've ever successfully executed a cartwheel.

I woke up with various Lana del Rey songs stuck in my head.

I'm being gangstalked by helicopters.

I think I'm going to go to the office today as a bit.

666 and a Christmas wreath

Coming to grips with the fact that I'm significantly happier and more productive when I get 8 hours of sleep a night. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this information. Probably nothing.

I hate gay halloween. What do you mean you're dressing up as the ominous beeping sound emanating from Saratoga Park?

Tonight I won a game of trivia and lost two games of chess.

I need a vacation and a decent sandwich. Not necessarily in that order though.

I just left a work-related party downtown and I think it might literally have been in the office building from American Psycho.

I need to find a new gym. I need gym recommendations. Please help.

My employer solved the problem of what to call today's holiday by simply not recognizing it.

Raincoats are morally superior to umbrellas.

Strong possibility I'll go see Digger today. Maybe like 70%.

Matcha counts as a serving of vegetables.