Raymond Duck

Because I've had enough of people's dogs pestering me in line at CVS Pharmacy, as happened yesterday. Or the time at Ralph's when a woman's dog started licking apples and she started laughing about it with her friend before walking away. People started bringing dogs everywhere and it's irritating.

Ethan Klein and Haley Stevens absolutely mogged their haters by betraying their supporters and reducing the power of their opposition in relative terms by adding countless new haters to the chorus. Their haters are no longer singing from the same hymn sheet and consequently produce a cacophonous mess of divergent opinions. The volume of hate grows, but the prominence of the original haters is diminished. Geniuses at work.

After seeing countless clips of the H3 Podcast over the last few days, it's very interesting to see the kind of unfunny slop that some people find entertaining. It's fucking horrific content. If I watched that shit I would scrub my devices harder than someone who discovered that their name is featured in the Epstein files. Have some shame for fucks sake.

Lindsey Graham's death announced before Mitch McConnell.. absolute madness.

So intrigued by how sporting the USA team has been. Balogun refuses to play, demonstrating his fidelity to the laws of the game, and Pulisic does the same in solidarity. Class.

Absolutely dominated by Belgium and it wasn't close. Belgium were superior from the first minute and USA looked like... USA.

USA second best everywhere on the pitch. This mediocre Belgium side look superb in comparison. Maybe they'll find the giant Doritos in the second half.

Messi being on 5 goals two games into the World Cup finals is absurd. He's going to match Ronaldo's entire 20-year World Cup output before the end of the group stage.

The irony of this being their bio. JetBlue can't go the way of PanAm soon enough.

It's such a great deal. Getting to and from work for $3.50 is an amazing deal - but I just hate dealing with traffic.

Some of the saltiest replies you'll ever see

Genuinely a caricature of the most evil, depraved, and dishonest agent of the US regime that the pre-2016 world could have conceived. Also, "flaming the flames" - extra points for being a fucking moron.

All because of Nick Mullen. Next time she makes some hideous racist statements, she doesn't want them to be blamed on the Nazi she swallowed as part of her preparations for her annual winter hibernation.

Donald Trump taking part in the trophy lift is even worse than Messi being made to play dress-up in Qatar in 2022. There is more and more encroachment on these moments from host countries and it must be stopped. Players and the country/club they represent are the primary story - host nations must always be secondary.

FIFA Club World Cup is a disgrace of a tournament. Tragic attendances, no atmosphere in the grounds, tremendous heat and multiple cooling breaks, and now a stoppage due to weather. All that is on top of the fact that it takes place at the end of the season, where many of these lads have played 60+ games of football.

A single instance of push back against this baby @Follow360News and he blocks me on sight - only after he volleys a series of low IQ insults, such as that I'm, "everything that's wrong with effeminate and emasculated girly men," before moving onto the cutting edge humor of referring to me as, "Raymond Cuck." Let's be perfectly clear - the type of person who says something that low effort and cringe - and then blocks you immediately - is a gigantic coward. No two ways about it.

Major vibes of running up to your high school crush on a Monday morning after your Sunday night Myspace marathon sesh led to you finding a picture of her posing in front of a poster of your favorite movie...only for her to ask you what your name is.

There's even a song about it!