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POV: Your mom is going off on the pharmacist, blaming them for “FAILING” her mental health…
Meanwhile, her medication adherence was:
💊 Sertraline: 23%
💊 Bupropion: 41%
💊 Lithium carbonate: 51%
💊 Alprazolam: 110%
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No vaccine = you’re a FAILURE
Do all right but less vaccine = still FAILURE
Me: Can you fill the Mounjaro waiter real quick?
Tech in Training: “Already done, here’s 2 pens like the Rx said Qty 2”
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Me: Can you fill the Mounjaro waiter real quick?
Tech in Training: “Already done, here’s 2 pens like the Rx said Qty 2 😊
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General public: “I take Zoloft in the morning, Lexapro in the noon, and Trazodone at bedtime to manage my anxiety and depression.”
Pharmacist: “I clean my garage and organize the pantry for that.”
Absolutely no one:
Pharmacy customers: “My DOB is the 20th day of the month of Easter, and the 45th year of the 20th century”
A dentist had their prescription pad stolen.
Next day he gets a call from the pharmacy regarding a fraudulent script:
“Percopaste. 1 pound tube, to go.”
He has it framed in his office.
Okay guys. CVS has found out who I am behind this account and l'm told to close my page or be terminated effective next week. Might as well show yall who I am before we farewell 🥲 (Swipe ⬅️)
Me: Since you’re here already, I can fill your Morphine 5 days early.
Customer: Really?!
Me: Na, April fools.
*corporate complaint scored*
#AprilFoolsDay
