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We're all organized holograms being projected from disintegrated matter in black holes. Don't ask me to prove any of that.

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Joined May 2010
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If you want to be underestimated, just hold a banana. Then fall on ice.
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Traffic slows, grouping around a central vehicle. Heaven help the claustrophobic highway patroller.
"The files are 300mg so I can copy the files on to a thumb drive and you can drive over and..." shoot me. #dropbox #geezer
I like when people smoke American Spirits, because it seems like Native Americans are very slowly getting their revenge.
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Stop doing push-ups for veterans, rippling pectoral muscles do nothing for PTSD.
We’re very excited to host Nate Hodge for #FirstFridayROC on June 5 roccitycowork.com/2015/05/28…
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I gave @DollarPhotoClub feedback and got a reply from the "Support Desk" of Ms. Speak Of The Obvious department.
If you think about it, all that #beardbacteria is the result of eating out. Sure, at restaurants.
Attitude changes everything! @ Village Gate instagram.com/p/2TXEtkAGaB/ – at New York, USA
Sorry #rochester, we missed out on #maythe4thbewithyou so we jumped on the #revengeofthe5th Deathstar. instagram.com/p/2TeqwBgGXf/
Our name got a face. Can you spot our ode to #rochester ? instagram.com/p/2JJ-usAGXc/
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I am just awful at hand fives and high shakes.
If I hear how your jaw dropped one more time, I'm going to continue clicking to find out more.
Tile earrings would fix that problem.
Ahhhh, all my fish oil kingdom for a ray of sunshine.
"I'm a predator and chicken is my prey" - @KnowWhatSar
One does not simply walk a basset hound in snow bassethoundsrunning.com/cate…
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The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground.
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I long for the day someone will be forthright and ask for a complex, unclean website.