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pilates instructor. bookings: [email protected]

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2011
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jack klompus retweeted
Fried chicken is usually pretty good wherever because the prep method is very forgiving, whereas a great burger requires precision cooking, high quality beef and a proper structure. That’s why most fast food fried chicken is decent and most fast food burgers are pretty terrible.
Why is most supermarket fried chicken so good
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jack klompus retweeted
this is THE easiest sequenced glitch plug-in you can get, especially for how immediately cool the results are. changed my life as a producer, and bittersweet that it's free now. rest in peace 💔
Glitch²が無料化しました。 開発者であるKieran Fosterが亡くなられたとのことで、彼を偲んで無料でリリースされました。 グリッチ効果を簡単に付与できるプラグインです。 illformed.com/glitch/
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Do people know that they can now subscribe to The New York Times for free if they have a Chicago Public Library card? Go to the CPL website, go to the online resources page for newspapers, and they're touting near the top of the page. You just click a link, provide your library log-in information, and it creates a free NYT account for you. Sweet.
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2011 pricing 🤣 sometime the dub was .8
Stoners in the USA, how true is this? 1 gram is a dub = $20.00 3.5 grams is an 8th = $45.00-$50.00 7 grams is a quarter = $100.00 14 grams is half an ounce = $200.00 28 grams is a full ounce = $250.00-$300.00
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Had the system out on the lakefront and in a beautiful new venue this weekend for a double header… absolute blast! Love yall🥲🙏
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I’ve been saying this for years. There should be 10 major infrastructure projects going on in your town at any given day. You should be able to show up to a bridge project with your drivers license and have a government job for the length of the project
America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless
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America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless
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jack klompus retweeted
NYC recently beat LA (and Chicago) to the first real deal tacos de trompo de sirloin in the country - a popular taco style in Mexico City via Monterrey. Chicago has great tacos but we really could use more specialist type spots like Santo Taco in NYC.
every little divey taco joint in Chicago can beat out anything in nyc
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jack klompus retweeted
Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.
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I promise that 80% of the people doing this think that if protestors block the road it should be legal to kill them.
Dublin, TX drivers doing the thing. 4:30pm
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jack klompus retweeted
same country thats throwing up data centers the size of manhattan that use enough electricity to power a european nation is telling you high speed rail simply isnt logistically possible
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jack klompus retweeted
I refuse to believe history ends with billionaires building bunkers while the Global South burns for lithium and cobalt extraction. Empires always look eternal right before they collapse.
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They call them “data centers” because calling them “mass surveillance centers” would cause a national uprising. The government and Big Tech don’t build billion-dollar facilities in the middle of nowhere just to store your family photos. They are building the infrastructure for a surveillance state— one capable of monitoring your speech, mapping your behavior, tracking your movements, analyzing your purchases, harvesting your biometrics, and building a real-time digital profile of your entire life. And they package it all under buzzwords like “AI,” “security,” and “innovation” so the public blindly applauds the expansion of the very system being built to monitor them. WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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jack klompus retweeted
YES. SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON WHERE SLAVERY IS LEGAL. HOW IS THIS STILL NOT CLICKING.
So…was the goal of this administration to make us all unemployed? I’m still confused on that part.
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Need the Coens to get back together and get Stavvy in the mix with character actor legends.
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jack klompus retweeted
Hey, remember when Pete Buttigieg and President Biden made airlines give passengers instant refunds if a flight was canceled, and then Trump reversed it and then bankrupted Spirit Air?
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jack klompus retweeted
The Elites want Us dead. This isn’t just negligence, they are actively trying to thin the herd.
BREAKING: Glyphosate is being sprayed over millions of acres of U.S. forests, and most people are unaware it’s happening.
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jack klompus retweeted
WEIRD: 🇺🇸 DHS has issued hundreds of subpoenas to Meta, Reddit, Discord and others, to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE.
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The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested. With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.
Trump's 2026 budget proposal cuts $736 million from the National Parks Service.
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jack klompus retweeted
$736 million is about what it costs to fund 20 hours of the disastrous Iran war.
Trump's 2026 budget proposal cuts $736 million from the National Parks Service.
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