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We keep the dangerous stuff so Cookies don't stumble upon them on accident ‼️ Cookies used to respect my division. 😮‍💨
"...So it's hoarding but slightly cleaner. And more dangerous. And with risk of unleashing arcane horrors by accident."
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We do much more than HOARD in here my boy ‼️ Why we keep the relics and . . . Look at them. AND WE POLISH THEM OURSELVES OUTSIDE VISIONS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE RELICS YOU DONT KNOW WHST THEY DO 🫵
"...no, nono that's... That's me. The one who cleans is me. I am the janitor. The. The cleaner. All you and the other cookie in your division do is hoard. No offense."
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😗 Excuse you. I keep my division very clean. ☝️ I keep a HEALTHY CLUTTER
"Oh that explains why that division was unusually clean."
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IVE BEEN TRAPP3D INSIDE A NEFARIOUS RELIC SINCE AUGUST
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[ A curious look painted in his face . . . What an odd little group. Though it barely has time to ponder before she is pushed aside. ] EEEEK - ⁉️⁉️ [ A squeal much too girlish for someone his big age. He knows his limits, ( + )
[The other is met with a cold and soulless stare from one of the masked soldiers, eon only being able to hear the rather ominous breathing coming from the gas masks.] [As if the soldiers here were breathing for their lives, as if their hearts were pumping fast.] [Until
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and her limits are that it is quite useless in combat 💧‼️ Frail freak that he is. Eon skitters away from the soldier that had approached, rushing to the group for safety and cover. ] Ahahah 💧‼️ What inspiring soldiers. Errm. Hah. And which,, way is safest to leave . . . ❓️
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[ Clasping his hands together, ] SO WONDERFUL 🎶‼️‼️ I should come see one day ^_^
❝ I do a lot of things , mime , balance , and hola hoop , but my main act is juggling. ( It all has to be perfect ) ❞
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My boa constrictor got out.
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A circus ❓️ OOOOOHH I love the circus ✨️‼️‼️‼️ Even if I can't see much of it. You know- we recently got in these haunted squeaky shoes . . . What is your act 🎶❓️
❝ ( oh a hoarder ... great ) Well , I don't have anything interesting on me. I'm just interesting myself , just like the circus I work at. However, as of now, I'm kinda on a solo tour. I think more than just earthbread should see my talent ! ❞
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HAHAHA ‼️ Over my dead body ‼️ The relics division does more than just preserve ancient artifacts. Across time there's always a little something with some magical properties that could be dangerous, we study them and keep them out of the hands of those who might use them for
❝ Relics ? Aren't those supposed to go in museums ? ... ❞
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EVIL ‼️ . . . And. Err. Haha. Display them in my division.
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Ooooh, more obscure than the TBD, hmm ❓️ Maple Taffy Cookie, Head of the relics department ✨️‼️
❝ (I'm 23 💢 ) Oh, don't worry, I won't , I've heard of much weirder and obscure things both in and out of earthbread. ❞ 【 They stated oh - so nonchalantly as she sat on top of her candy ice ball 】 ❝ I'm ice juggler cookie , and you ? ❞
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Time department ❓️ I'm not sure what you mean there, young cookie, I'm merely a colle- . . . Who am I kidding I don't follow protocol. Yes, I do ‼️ Don't tell anyone ~
❝ Hey , you work for that time department, whatever, like marble bread cookie ? ❞
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EXCUSE ME, HELLO ‼️ [ A gangly figure slowly raises from cover with his hands up, despite eon's tense posture it musters a friendly (albeit awkward) smile. A nervous giggle, ] Heehee. Don't worry about me, I'm not injured ‼️ However, I do seem to be a little lost. ( + )
[The silent night is interrupted by the sound of gasmasks and the scent of roasted dough.] [The Army has deployed the sweepers to deal with an infestation in an abandoned town.] [How does [READER] approach?]
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See, I am a collector of sorts and . . . [ He trails off. The army probably don't care for its rambles, do they ❓️ No matter. He just needs to keep himself safe until the TBD sends for someone to collect her from this time. ]
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