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HI SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT BUT DUE TO ARCANE AGRICULTURAL TRADITION I WILL BE COMPLETELY ENVELOPED IN NIGHT UNTIL EARLY NEXT YEAR
Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night pinky, clean my house like it will fill the hole from anxiety and being stuck here
Hey streaming services! We're all still watching. Let's just turn off that feature for the next 30 days.
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YOU WILL SURVIVE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE BUT ONE
BUT ALSO YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN THAT DAY IS
AND WHEN IT COMES IT CAN STILL BE REAL SPOOKY LIKE YOU COULD GET PULLED IN HALF BY TWO HAWKS FLYING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
THERE ARE BASICALLY NO RULES FOR DEATH
DID THIS HELP
Rubbing my eyes after coming home, changing, and washing my hands is the new taking your bra off after work.
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This Christmas party has a close up magician and it is way cooler than I want to give it credit for.
Renata retweeted
CHECK OUT THIS RECIPE I HAVE FOR LOW CARB VEGETABLE BASED BROWNIES
YOU BLEND A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES INTO A SLOP AND THEN ADD YET MORE VEGETABLES
I'VE CHOKED THE JOY OUT OF MY LIFE AND STAND HORRIFIED OVER ITS CRUMPLED FRAME
I CAN HAVE AS MANY AS I WANT
My entire philosophy to work is scheduling meetings on Wednesday cause I'll be prepared by Wednesday. But I'm never prepared by Wednesday.
Took Jesse to a selfie exhibit at the PNE. He was thrilled. 🤳 @jwitoszkin instagram.com/p/B1S5Y7XhA40/…
A Google reminder option but instead of "1 hour" or "done" it's "remind me randomly in three to four weeks" because otherwise you're just going to keep pushing 1 hour for eternity and accomplishing nothing but a sense of failure
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Renata retweeted
TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD SPEND MY EVENING READING A BOOK OR BROWSING SOCIAL MEDIA FOR TWO HOURS IN STOMACH CHURNING GUILT WHILE THINKING ABOUT HOW I SHOULD READ A BOOK
Least favourite part of flying is the person explaining how they have a way of loading the plane better/faster