meanwhile, American troops are being readied to bury their friends in mass graves
Renee Faust retweeted
"Don't Milwaukee our Wisconsin"
Fuck outta here poser.
What a MOO-ment for Wisconsin!
No, you’re not dreaming. The Milwaukee Brewers really are WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! #ThisIsMyCrew
The Milwaukee Brewers just won the World Series for the first time ever and I’m in bed before midnight because I have responsibilities tomorrow.
Please clap.
If we sweep the World Series, I’m gonna need to see @trixiemattel showing out at the parade on one of these.
Renee Faust retweeted
when everything is owned by ten people and you’re drinking a $25 latte while watching a warner bros romantic comedy starring netanyahu
Starbucks is exploring a potential $41 billion takeover of Chipotle, according to Financial Times.
The deal would become the largest restaurant acquisition in history.
(ft.com/content/79cef26a-e5e9…)
Renee Faust retweeted
"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."
Fuck—it really does line up perfect 💀






































