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ideal dinner party: both obamas, lennon, bourdain, jane fonda, padma, peggy olson, paul simon, sharon horgan, andre3000, issa rae, slug, julia child, vonnegut

Joined April 2011
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inside me there are two wolves
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[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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on this day we woke up at 5am, immediately popped a bottle of champagne, and drove around honking and waving
Six years ago today, and I will never watch this video without getting chills!!
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wild lineup and also insane set times. catch me running up and down the beach to somehow hit soft cell, mariachi el bronx, psychedelic furs, simple minds, bad religion, marky ramone, simple minds, and buzzcocks all at the same time. will morrissey cancel? highly possible
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i had the distinct privilege of growing up with tons of persian and arabic friends, and the way we all threw around habibi? habibiiiii. “jd. habibi” tickles me to no end
After winning Michigan’s U.S. Senate race, Abdul El-Sayed used an Arabic term to address Vice President JD Vance during his election night victory speech. But what does “habibi” actually mean?
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resting on this particular laurel will be our downfall
Putting 2026 wins onto an Electoral College map creates an electoral hydrogen bomb.
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i’d pay per view this
Hearings, subpoenas for Musk, Witkoff, Kushner, Don Jr., Eric, Beach. It should be a C-Span limited series.
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Vibes in America tonight.
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happy to report there will be no arguing with my coworkers 💙 lnkd.in/p/gQYmU9Ux
LIFE TIP: Do not argue with your coworkers about anything at all tonight. Someone’s going to say shit they can’t take back and HR is going to take sides. Don’t bet on it being yours lmao
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tough running against a backup backup potato
Kornacki unpacks that the early numbers out of Maine are looking concerning for Susan Collins
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“make sure the statement is egregiously long, convoluted, and jargony so nobody can determine wtf is actually happening. that should do it”
New York State Board of Elections releases statement about Westchester County ballot scanning issues
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group chat reporting from the front lines in westchester county
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one motherless year do not recommend
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my favorite photo of us together 🥰
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love when i’m on my semi-annual prep show rewatch and it aligns almost perfectly with my account
Jeremy: It might not be​ a boy or a girl? It could be something else?
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this hit home for me when i was in the hot seat answering ?s from our full product & engineering team. i said “i’m just a lowly english major” and it turns out half of them were too. and they’re now building political adtech that stands up against large commercial platforms 📚
Advertising might be one of the only industries where you can still come in with a completely unrelated degree from a whatever-tier school and still do really well for yourself in the long run imho.
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Negative reinforcement is such a dumb management style.
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spotify fails to recognize that i contain multitudes
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camila reaching out from the wayback
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uhhh this america next "liberals are the new racists" spot is completely bonkers. when the jane doe figure said "i can't even show my face, because it's white" i almost did a spit take. very difficult to tell if it's serious or satire, and i work in advertising. garbage
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