As soon as I come to grips with my age, I get older. The one thing I have learned is that this whole ride is ridiculous. Hence 'retwitulous'....
Joined July 2011
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@qotsa Hey guys, at the show tonight. Saw you playing your hearts out. Couldn't hear the effort. The sound was so bad I asked the venue staff for my money back. Saw you at the same venue before with many of the same songs, great. Vampire Weekend, same venue last week, great.
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Not trying to make a ruckus, the mai sentiment I heard while leaving that everything just sounded garbled/guitar was barely audible. Hate to see one of my favorite bands done dirty like this....also, spent a chunk to hear your songs sound like they were played on a cell speaker
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Hey @JDVance1 unless you have receipts to show you paid for every part of the trip with your own money -- care to explain why you're spending me and my neighbor's tax dollars to sit in a New York courtroom???? Pretty sure your senate duties don't extend to sympathy visits...
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Is @realDonaldTrump mining old @icp songs for ideas?? That would track given his inability to drink water....he was just thirsty for @Faygo ... didn't see this twist, but it makes sense
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Great news @CityAttyKlein !!! You'll have another local business to shut down for a press conference.
10tv.com/article/news/crime/…
Such a Christmas blessing on Christmas Eve! A convenient distraction from the fact that you haven't actually addressed the root of/ the crime itself
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@elonmusk you have actual human blood on your hands and you're online clapping back about breakfast... that's not innovative... that's robber barron entry level shit
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@elonmusk
Oh no!
It's almost like people are starting to realize that you're not really a "Tech Barron" but actually a "Robber Barron" ...feel free to respond with actual proof of success with the Hyperloop or the Boring Project
forbes.com/sites/marisadella…
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@elonmusk
Seriously though, if you're for real....show receipts. Show us something you did besides carrying a disconnected sink into Twitter, or showing up late to the party and claiming credit (PayPal, Tesla, etc.). Also, you should probably publicly apologize about SNL.
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Called @ColumbusPolice when I had a shooting in front of my house, told them where the shooter ran...then half the department showed up to my front door-guns and flashlights drawn. When I explained the shooter wasn't in front of my house they all left..active shooter still going
@ColumbusPolice
I called to express my distress, the officer who called back kept trying to tell me that I just didn't understand police protocol...is protocol sending every on duty officer to the address of an anonymous call who explained where the shooters went then leaving?
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@ColumbusPolice
If so, that's some cowboy-style -ish...
The police report next day said no evidence, I found the shell on the sidewalk...
Maybe ask the officers to try not to be so blatant....
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@GregAbbott_TX @SenTedCruz
You two must be clean as a whistle from all that bathing in liberal tears...
How does it feel to be #winning so hard?
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@SenTedCruz **in case you missed the cue**
Now is when you traditionally do a super cringey/schlocky imitation of some bygone pop culture touchstone to try and shift the focus off of the fact that you're actively killing your constituents for campaign donations
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@MikeTurnerOH
Tell us how you're not really fighting for your constituents (who elected you), but actually fighting for the lobbyists that contribute to your campaign without actually saying it....
salon.com/2023/01/30/i-certa…
... pretty weak @MikeTurnerOH
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@MikeTurnerOH your constituents elected you to look out for them and protect their best interests in DC... not to go on a cable news program and embarrass your district by being a boot licker on primetime TV...WHO WAS THAT FOR??? NOT YOUR VOTERS...
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and why is it that every time in the last few months the"social" tab on my Gmail is chock full of emails about what you said on Twitter??? (Especially when I don't follow you)
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Could it be that you don't understand the actual concept of 'Free Speech' and that @Twitter is just a social media platform you were forced to buy when the the US courts called your pathetic bluff? #UninsuredMcClaren2
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Heard #pinksauce is now available @Walmart, this seems like the bootleg way to get the experience. The way the creator intended was for you to get a bottle of brown goo that was well mixed after rolling around in the back of a FedEx truck for a week.
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It's amazing that the Brits continually trumpet their "dry sense of humour"... little known fact, that was actually brought to England from a middle eastern archeological dig site in the early 1800's, but honestly...that tracks #ENGLAND
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@elonmusk know you won't respond, but I've been desperately telling family/friends to pull funds from @Vanguard_Group. Prove you can make an unprofitable business profitable to the point it can cover 1bil annual interest, oh, and where's the #hyperloop #BankruptBoss #huckster
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Also, @Twitter ...I feel like it's odd that there is no "hashtag" for the Hyperloop... it's almost like someone is trying to suppress speech about that topic @elonmusk @colbertlateshow @jimmykimmel #HyperFailure #BoringNonperformance #TeslaValueDrop
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@elonmusk feel free to show how you made anything you've been involved in better. You're not a coder, you're just a rich modern day robber-barron. Every "idea" you push is a laughable rework of a largely disproved idea.
You're not a genius, you're just surrounded by 'Yes' men.