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Joined October 2023
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we're soooo back
Real Madrid has won the UEFA Champions League, defeating Borussia Dortmund 2-0. It marks their 15th Champions League title.
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Phase 1: Look at him, so handsome✅ Phase 2: Give him time, it’s early✅ Phase 3: Denial play shit football✅ Phase 4: Want him OUT (We here)👈 Phase 5: Get sacked⌛️
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When can we say that Alonso is just bad
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Xabi Alonso in big matches as a manager: ❌ 0-2 vs Spurs ❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal ❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona ✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 1-2 vs Man City ❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool ✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona ❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 0-4 vs PSG ❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund ❌ 0-2 vs Bayern ❌ 0-3 vs Bayern ❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool ❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta ❌ 5-6 (pens) vs Liverpool 15 big matches. 2 wins. 13 losses. DON XABI ALONSO👏
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The moment Vinicius ruined Chelsea’s project under Xabi Alonso 💔💔💔
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Liverpool defeated Chelsea & it's time for ANOTHER alonso hatewatch #healings
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this is the same season that jude did the bicycle kick for england. the same season jude won the champions league and dropped 20 goals for real madrid. he came THIRD in the ballon dor that season. THIRD. 😂😂😂😂 rodri won the ballon dor when jude was doing this shit ffs
TalDíaComoHoy, en 2023... Jude Bellingham firmaba un doblete espectacular en ELCLÁSICO. 👐
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That just tells you beating Barcelona isn't that big of a deal. Nobody cares about your small club. Beating Barcelona is just like beating Malaga. (We all can change the narrative as we want)
Real Madrid won El Clásico just 2 days ago and everyone has already forgotten about it. That tells you everything you need to know. Nobody actually cares about Real Madrid; all they care about is Barcelona's downfall.
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I stand with Mbappe, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Pau Quesada Tormos and I am the head coach of Real Madrid women's team
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you people moved on from this way too fast
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WE REALLY BROKE THEIR STREAK I CAN'T 😭😭
Barça dominance in the Young Talent Award. 👏 Pedri 2021 🏆 Gavi 2022 🏆 Lamine Yamal 2024, 2025, 2026 🏆🏆🏆
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Kinda funny how the top 2 players who are most known for their technical abilities are getting outplayed technically almost every single time by Bellingham the “bricklayer”
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lunin's son LOVES jude! 😭🤍🤍
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like father like son frfr
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adorbsss
i forget sometimes they’ve adopted jude
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white + twink privilege
funny how jude would’ve gotten all the blame for that missed counter pass if we’d lost, but nobody talks abt arda losing the ball before their corner and goal. on top of that, he even took more shots than mbappé. imagine the outrage if jude took 5 shots in a game.
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funny how jude would’ve gotten all the blame for that missed counter pass if we’d lost, but nobody talks abt arda losing the ball before their corner and goal. on top of that, he even took more shots than mbappé. imagine the outrage if jude took 5 shots in a game.
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i beg you guys to look at the comments
that’s because we know for a fact that he’s living with his mom and can’t cook
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Minuto de silencio en la Ciudad Real Madrid. Se guardó antes del entrenamiento en memoria de las personas fallecidas en el accidente ferroviario ocurrido en la provincia de Toledo. realmadrid.com/es-ES/noticia…
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He's only seen 1 UCL semi since 2015. Trust me Europe is safe man.
Europe is lucky this guy got bored lmaoooo
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