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I always say my main goal is to be human shazam but i want to make people listen to better music. Your musical brain is capable of so much more enjoyment and knowledge

My brain is constantly fighting the urge to say Doctor Congo

Did the lottery after a bird took a fat dump on my head and won a fiver. The universe gives back

New job’s got me so fucked i’m not even playing on my switch to unwind. Games on the phone in silence. One screen is plenty

When MS Paint graduates does she become Dr Paint

🚨 just seen a goth driving a car 🚨

The Pooh is the concept. A nickname. His name is Winnie. But it is also Pooh. He is Winnie THE Pooh. Think Drake the Drizzy.

It’s so humid and tropical in the valleys

NO 💔

Enough time has passed. I was actually into the gambling

Hayati pro max double menthol shaped obsidian

Do not underestimate the versatility of a gold heel

Boils my blood immensely when an English will tell me I’m ‘not really welsh then’ because I haven’t been somewhere in North Wales or can’t speak fluent Welsh. Don’t wind me up it’s personal (-.\\)

Miss Dolly thought working 9-5 was enough to drive you crazy. Girl we’re doing 12-12s now and living at home

There’s something so welsh about slayer

If two people ask me to do something on the same day, my brain will short circuit and default to neither plans

This is the first night i’ve brought a secret surprise pepsi to bed for my partner. It’s also the first night he’s fallen asleep without asking me to get him a pepsi 💔🔫