Gotta say I feel a bit less excited about #DWTS now that our girl Ciara is gone. But I still want to root for Maura!

I never (and I do mean NEVER) watch network sitcoms. However, Tea Leoni and Jamie Lee Curtis? (And Tim Daly)? I'm considering it. #Newlyweds

If you're looking for a new Netflix watch, may I suggest #Below? Josh Hartnett, Mackenzie Davis, and Charlie Heaton star in this unique little sea monster tale set in Newfoundland. It's off the rails in all the right ways, kinda scary in some spots, and just a fun escape.

#BelowDeck Watercooler *Charter guest has life-threatening nut allergy and decides to go to...Thailand? *Yacht engine behaves like a jalopy *Chef doesn't want to be called "chef"? *2nd Stew Rainbeau has PTSD from last season *Fraser says he's not stealing deckies from the girls Key Quote (Jessenia): "I'm just one of the guys, but with lashes and better looking"

POV someone just told you there's 74 days until Christmas

"We're so sorry you felt belittled by our salesperson, instead of warmly welcomed. We will make sure that doesn't happen again, and hope you return to our store so we can make it right." There, I fixed it. #TeamKelly

Report for duty tonight, it's #BelowDeck with Fraser!

Let's play "I'm the producer." I would choose Iain and Kristin as the initial Traitors. Iain because I'd want to hear him narrate the turret sessions and Kristin because she seems cute and bubbly and nobody would suspect her. Who would you choose and why? #TheTraitorsUS

Is this the first time a four syllable word has been deployed on a Housewife? #RHOP

Welcome to mid-Oct friends! We've got #RHOP and #BelowDeck premiering this week. Maybe get yourself in a Fall mood by watching the Halloween shows on Food Network.

this reminds me of high school when we had 'painter pants' and we would put these Goody combs sticking out of the lower pocket

#TheTraitorsUS Watercooler *Sherrie banished because she's...articulate? *Jay doing too much, but it's a strategy *Joe pulls off very messy poisoned apple toss *Joe and Tomica were noticed with the fruit *Victor hotboxes Kriste while buried alive Key quote: "I've never seen him eat fruits."

I'm a Redskins fan, but have to tip my cap at the passing of the legendary Mike Ditka. RIP.

Props to Tripp for an all-time great quote. Whenever anyone asks me what Real Housewives are like, this is what I'll tell them. 🫡

#RHOSLC Watercooler *Heather gives marriage counseling to Angie?! *Lisa, Meredith, Quai, Angie get sent to antique vibrator museum (Bronwyn isn't subtle) *Heather, Britani, Whitney, Bronwyn shop with a stylist (looked like they were shopping in fashion hell) *Bronwyn gets the Britani Inquisition about her finances *Lisa cheats at dumpling making *Whitney goes nuclear on (former) bestie Quai (why? we'll never know, it's Whitney) Key quote (Tripp): "you're like meat grinders as women"

Hello, does Angie own a mirror? #RHOSLC

Carter needs to listen to Lewis. Seriously. #survivor

Do you think Whitney timed the announcement of her divorce filing to coincide with tonight's episode of #RHOSLC? Am I too cynical?

It's so cool to see someone who has an untapped gift come into their own, right before your eyes. That's what keeps me watching this show. Go Maura! #DWTS