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Σ♂| Computer Scientist | Systems & App Developer | Human Behavioural Expert |

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined July 2010
6 years since I last did something as significant as this 🥲
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Johannesburg on the same level as Dubai ?
Most unbiased and fair Ranking of the TOP CITIES OF THE WORLD.
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Kids today will never understand the power this little icon held back in 2014
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Don’t get my hopes up for nothing 🙂
New iOS 27.0.1 UNTETHERED JAILBREAK To Be RELEASED! Chollima Jailbreak With Tweaks! (iPhone DUO Too) 🎉 VIDEO: youtube.com/watch?v=lHXWBzYY… We're discussing massive news for the iOS Jailbreak community. The fine folks over at Calif just demonstrated a brand new untethered jailbreak for iOS 27.0.1 (and possibly lower too) for iPhone 18 Pro, iPhone DUO and likely the rest of devices too. The jailbreak demonstrated by Calif also seems to be running tweaks, tho likely via WebAssembly, and seems to have full SSH support. This jailbreak called Chollima supports the latest iOS version as we speak! Calif did say they will release it at the right time.
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A clockwork orange
🚨 President Trump is GOING OFF on the constant clock changes, pushing for PERMANENT Daylight Savings Time (which is what we're in now) "We want to get away from this RIDICULOUS way and custom of twice a year turning your clocks back, turning your clocks forward, being late for dinner, being late for very important meetings. It's ridiculous. And if you look at the public, they agree!" "It's got MANY problems, even crime, as crazy as it sounds. When you have light, you have, you have MUCH less crime. So the House voted for it more than 80%. It's been sitting up there, and hopefully we can get Tom Cotton to move."
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I hope the taxi driver survives and has to live with the guilt of every life lost because of him
WATCH | New footage appears to show a red Toyota Hi-Ace driving through a red traffic light moments before the fatal crash in Waterfall, Midrand. Five people were killed and 11 injured when the taxi collided with another vehicle, overturned and caught fire. 🎥 Footage: Supplied #BeastOfNews
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LinkedIn makes me nauseous
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Take your future and shov……..
This is the future we shall bring into being
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Perfect for me ✋
Yeah I don't know if I buy this, Apple.
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I’ve never seen a decent Hyundai staria driver in my life
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This is very beautiful. Sanity has been restored
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How do the smallest planes have the best leg room ?
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Best use of AI I've seen this year
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Bring back those rules of banning trucks on highways at certain times during the day
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I have the worst friends ever but they're good people.
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I have the worst friends of all time bro
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I can’t believe even in 2026 there’s still people who get scammed by Pyramid schemes 🤦🏾‍♂️ Morita Forestry just recently pulled a MMM on its people. 😂😂😂😂
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There’s only one way to stop someone from aging 🤯
just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way
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