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Why would a pop tart want to live in a toaster I mean that's like the scariest place for them to live

I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue.

but I'll tell you something tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time.

Listen Jerry I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you

How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?

What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?

You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.

We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree… road here

Alright. I'll- I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.

Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it?

I'm put—I’m, I'm puttin’… I-I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb…dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world

What are you talking about Rick?

or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.

I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not...You don't got. Y-You don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica

No, you can't! Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But- but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!

When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve

Jessica? From my math class?

"Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica."

"What?! A bomb?!" "We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start."

Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had- I had to- I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.