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when a business is closed and people angrily try to pull the door open anyway it’s so funny. like what do you think is going to happen. do you think if you literally break into an establishment you will be served
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i live in this hallway. in the ceiling specifically. i'm in there all the time. i hang onto pipes with my tail like a monkey or whatever when i want to lick the bugs off the floor
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
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the thing abt “men aren’t allowed to cry” is that women aren’t really allowed to either. women get mocked and berated for crying, and their momentary tears are used to justify their exclusion from “serious” workplaces, environments and activities
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I keep getting discourse about this on my tl and giggling bc from what I can tell they’re mad that someone made what seems to be a character driven decision to ignore info Brennan gave them and all i can think about is pinnochio’s hot dogs. Brennan is right where he wants to be.
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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samson 12 years ago...not me drinking box wine out of a wine glass and a silly straw in my twin sized bed in college 😭



























