the funniest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet

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how it feels to get a compliment from someone you think is really cool
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making my gf listen to my favourite jazz so i can geek out and info dump cause no one ever lets me yap about jazz these days…
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oomf going insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i couldnt be the fake dead body in saw 1 id hear adam whimpering and crying and get the biggest erection youve ever seen and they'd be able to tell i wasn't really dead
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i cant fucking do anything right
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how u arrange it?
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should i repierce my lip
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bro my dog is NOT human 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW CUNT
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im actually laughing so hard i cant breathe
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Show me your dick
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waking up and opening your notifications after getting a hit tweet
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Eye contact but I get so nervous I roll right off the bed
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nobody hates the beatles more than a beatles fan
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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Are you deadass I thought it was at least a decade ago
‘Gacha Life’ was released 8 years ago today.
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girl r u a medieval torturer bc that rack is KILLING me
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f#ck now im even more scared than i was..... f#ck.... #f#ck......
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I don’t like it, when u turn my voice around . I don’t like it, when u vote ——
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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