Christian. Anglophile. KJV respecter. Tory Anarchist. Anglican Fundamentalist. Official White Girl Simp Account. Chud. Concerned Canadian Citizen.

Rightful Dominion of Dixieland
Joined February 2016
I’m just a guy with a Bible degree and “reactionary” political leanings sharing my opinions on the internet.
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Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist retweeted
Even the East German communists weren’t that shameless when rigging elections.
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... Average? Bro the muggle equivalent here would be One A+, 5 Bs, one C, and two Ds. Dude had plenty of practical experience. At worst he wasn't academic.
Harry Potter fans aren’t ready to admit that Harry was actually an average student carried by plot armour and survival instincts. He got an O in Defence Against the Dark Arts, a D in History of Magic and a P in Divination. He could face Voldemort but apparently couldn’t face a history textbook.
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Who the frick is “you guys”? I changed my mind on Iran like 8 years ago.
Replying to @MiggerianMind
I remember when you guys were saying there wouldn't be war in Iran because of "no new wars" and then immediately did a 180 on this lmao
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2) Is flat out false. The highest it got was $4.79 for a brief period.
1) No new wars means no new wars, but I get you're just in the acceptance phase of being easily fooled 2)It was for a month and you're gloating about it still being absurdly expensive 3)Visas of all types are up year over year, deported ess people than Obama using same metrics
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1) You clearly never listened to Trump on Iran. 2) Gas was never $5 a gallon. National average right now is $4.29. 3) This is the first time in recent history foreign borns are declining. If you’re not happy with this you are retarded goy cattle.
Okay so what happened to no new wars, cost of living, and mass deportations?
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Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist retweeted
The Department of Education is Yearn posting and you’re blackpilling? #Malfoid
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, HARRY! EVEN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT KNOWS ABOUT YOU AND MALFOID! IT'S ALL OVER! THEY'RE SENDING IRS AGENTS TO HOGWARTS ANY DAY NOW! THEY'RE GOING TO FIND ALL MY ASSETS! YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN A MAGIC SCHOOL IN A GIANT CASTLE WITHOUT PAYING PEOPLE OFF?? NO!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE! IT'S SO PEAK! NOW I'M OFF TO TRY THOSE NEW ICE SHOCK GLOVES ON DOBBY (DON'T ASK HOW I GOT THEM)!! 5 GORBILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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When all you do is lie.
Retarded rightoid confused as to why immaterial words and posts don't translate to victories when gas is $5/gal nationwide average, no new wars was thrown out the window, and deportations aren't even 10% of the Biden wave despite ICE funding
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Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist retweeted
MALFOID IS CANON!! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS DECLARED THAT MALFOID IS CANON!!!!
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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How is this real? How are we not winning in a landslide?
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Oh no Nate is going to give you a significant penalty for herding you better watch out! Not like the entire polling industry is beyond fake and gay now. Don't worry I'm sure Atlas will provide you with some coal.
Replying to @NateSilver538
I'd remind pollsters that the Silver Bulletin pollster ratings include a significant penalty for herding toward the average.
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Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist retweeted
I have found the cutest #Malfoid ever 🥰
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Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist retweeted
Order of the Phoenix, on Christmas Voldemort is meeting Malfoid. Voldemort: "Malfoid, Happy Christmas... Report!" Malfoid: *wince* "M-Master... Um... Potter and I... Did manage to get closer. Things have been difficult... But..." Voldemort: "But?" Malfoid: "W-Well... On Christmas Eve, I met Potter after a training session with his Defense Association... Um... There was mistletoe..." Voldemort: *leans in* "Yes... Yes...?" Malfoid: *blush* "We... We kissed for the first time in a few months... It was wonder-I MEAN terrible! Having to put up with him!" Voldemort: "Good, good... What else?" Malfoid: "I... I knit him a scarf. I left it with him before I left Hogwarts." Voldemort: "Excellent. Now, go. Enjoy Christmas with your family." Malfoid: "Thank you Master!" She turns and head out. When she is gone. Voldemort: "OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod! Christmas Eve kiss and scarf! It's sooo cute! So cute!" Wormtail: "Er, yes Master, very cute." Voldemort: "Why so down, Wormtail? It's Christmas! Open a Christmas cracker!" Wormtail does. Wormtail: "... There's nothing in it, Master." Voldemort: "Oh, but there is. CRUCIO!" Wormtail: "GAHHH!" Voldemort: "Hahaha, Merry Christmas you little bitch!"
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Disregarding the blatant election fraud, this statement doesn't even make sense. Lula was the one who's been in power, who's arrested his rivals, who is trying to censor the internet. In what way is he not the authoritarian? Words don't mean anything to these people.
Yesterday, Brazil showed the world that the will of the people is stronger than the authoritarians who try to suppress it. Congratulations President @LulaOficial and congratulations Brazil.
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"Years of GOP dysfunction" If JB told me the sky was blue I'd have to double check. He lies that much.
After years of GOP dysfunction, I took office and rebuilt Illinois. 8 balanced budgets. 12 credit upgrades. Bills backlog cleared. $2B+ Rainy Day Fund.
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“She talks about you in her sleep, you know. Go for it, king.”
If Malfoid is to have a pet snake, it must be their biggest shipper and constantly saying things that make Harry blush and he absolutely refuses to translate for Malfoid.
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First KKK: Resistance against reconstruction, terrorized black people. Second KKK: Pyramid Scheme, terrorized Catholic immigrants and Jews Third KKK: Federal Op, terrorized Janet Reno Fourth KKK: Probably Mexicans
Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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Literally all of the electoral judges opposed extending the voting. One single judge acted unilaterally to do so and at the request of Lula, who was a former client of that judge. Tell me how that is democratic?
Lula Lula Lula! Congrats to Brazil for standing up against authoritarianism once again! 🇧🇷 ⚖️✌️
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