riley

I guess 30 is the cutoff for being able to eat movie popcorn and not be sick for 12 hours

Elizabeth Holmes

got some new drip for Halloween on my bandit

I think the Cavs were headed to a really dark place burning out some expensive contracts on an unimpressive roster and Meleek Thomas might fix that overnight by becoming the player they thought Mobley would be (and that is no offense to Evan)

How the hell did the Cavs draft ROTY at 34th

Is there a better bodily function than sneezing? Low effort, low impact, hiiiiigh reward. Not like peeing or pooping where you need a place of solitude for the relief. It is just instant relief out of nowhere

Sometimes my son wiggles in his sleep and he’s such a good sleeper he always just settles back into slumber But I always secretly hope he needs soothed so I can go in and get middle of the night sleepy bonus cuddles again

Woke up this morning and had no idea it was and thought I had work for 20 minutes

lil different

I appreciate them making it clear game 1 they haven’t changed a bit instead of doing it in the second round of playoffs like the last 4 years #LetMeKnow

Cavs every October thinking this year will be different

Love when you start to pee and the bottom of your feet get warm

Made it to level 30 in Maplestory Classic

My son experiencing joy while my sport team loses a sport game

Keep remembering the Cleveland Guardians

who TF pressed the button.

My baseball team lost a baseball game yesterday (it was quite important that they not lose)

They should make a toilet tube + robot butler where it brings you a tube when you’re laying down to pee into and then the pee goes in the toilet. The robot can bring the tube and flush the toilet

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