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Joined January 2011
Wow, apparently Alfred Hitchcock could shoot rope for 8-10 minutes at a time
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LADIES...AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS FACE...Y'ALL HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SIT.... LOVE, ST FROM ATL
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You don't have to do this anymore. Blue sky dot com has the twitter magic now. It's where the posts are. You don't even have to follow me on there, just free yourself from here
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I don't know how it happened but every time I open google maps now it tells me the location of every Tuba Christmas event in the world
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My beautiful single "(He Got That) Nosferatu Dick" is receiving critical acclaim upon reëvaluation
My wonderful new single "(He Got That) Nosferatu Dick" is being ripped to shreds by music journalists for being "demeaning" and "terrible"
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once i get this indoor onion farm going you're all finished
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Every time I see this guy I start hearing Dust in the Wind in my head
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shout out to whatever bar had a chris rock cd in the jukebox
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musical Instrumence......
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Merry christmas to all and too all... spit on that thing!!
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Biden: Some people don't have Christmas... (suddenly angry) I'm tired of it! (broad smile) Everyone has Christmas. Everyone. (shuffling papers for 20 seconds) (walks off)
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Make your children believe Santa is real by breaking your toilet before they get up on Christmas morning.
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I think she should consider self-harm. That'll teach him!
Do you feel sorry for her? "I feel used and abused. After all I did for President Trump, I got nothing in return-not even an ambassadorship." Your thoughts?
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Got this card in Trivial Pursuit and will unfortunately be thinking of the phrase "eminently glaze-worthy" for the rest of my life
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We need term limits now
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Walmart employees are now wearing body cameras in some stores around the country but I bet they’ll be conveniently turned off when they’re slashing prices
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The only good advertisement ever is the one where the toothbrush cleans a corncob
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I have found a clue that may be of use to the New Jersey police department...
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Narcissism reveal
since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?
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