Two choices. Spend a night with Nigella Lawson and that Hammond thing or have a wank in a coal bunker with sandpaper drenched in caustic soda wrapped around my cock I know which option i’d choose #Gbbo

Starrrrving

Good morning… it’s looking like a lovely day is beginning

Radio Caroline on medium wave 648khz

I’ve just seen a few minutes of the worst ‘quiz’ show ever in the history of television.. Pointless …. Do folk actually watch that shite??? Watching paint dry would be a better use of time. At least they got the name of the ‘show’ correct

Beyond cool and hip 😎🎶🎶

Has anyone heard any rumours about this years I’m a celebrity line up? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think maybe now they can take that ridiculous advert off the tv.. the one where obnoxious kids tell us grown ups that we need to save water. #StormBeolo

The guru is currently watching a Christmas movie. It’s making me feel Christmassy but it’s a touch too early… isn’t it..?

Well that was a wild and windy night… still gusting at 60+ mph now. All my antennas are still vertical thankfully

Giving Tenzing a watch on AppleTv

The wind has really picked up here this last hour 💨

Goodies @BoothsCountry

Brekkers en route…..Starrrrving

We are a tiny island surrounded by open sea, it gets windy 🤦🏻

Class, on my Apple HomePod it sounds rich and unreal ❤️

Lenny Rush is a good little actor

This is emanating out of the Guangdong province… either that or the Splintered Shin restaurant in town have left their intercom on

I’ve just purchased Ooono co pilot for my car and now they’re releasing an upgraded version… wish I’d just waited because I have to have this new one now 🙄

Can anyone get a fix on this language? Russian maybe? There’s quite a fair bit of drift so they’re not close