Software engineer, commercial pilot, CFI. Thoughts are NOT my own; my employer has an alpha wave generator that injects opinions and tweets into my brain.
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2007
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Tim Morgan 🙃🌯 retweeted
Cirrus Vision Jet departing KBDN for KOAK…hopefully nonstop! Pilot/owner said ‘transcon’ trip requires 2 fuel stops! – at Bend, OR
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TIL April Fools’ Day wasn’t always a day for companies and brands!
I know most people think the “Fool” in April Fools’ is the companies that make fools of themselves, but did you know that originally the “fool” was you or your friends trying to trick each other?? Crazy!
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#hugops to everyone working so hard on derailing democracy
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As with every New Years, I give you my List of Resolutions for Pilots:
1. Don’t crash
2. Don’t get violated
3. Don’t lose my medical
And now, for engineers (also in priority order):
1. Don’t leak data
2. Don’t lose data
3. Don’t break production – at South of Market, San Francisco
Tim Morgan 🙃🌯 retweeted
Fly in the Bay Area? The community there now has a Content Pack on Github. Love it! github.com/RISCfuture/SFBayA…
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Is your child texting whilst using vim?
rofl - replace current char with o and find l
brb - replace 1st char of previous word with a b
lmao - move a bit then edit next line
imo - type mo
nvm - go in to visual mode
wtf - move to next word
Tim Morgan 🙃🌯 retweeted
New Years Resolutions for every pilot out there:
1. Don’t crash.
2. Don’t get violated.
3. Don’t fail my medical. – at PEORIA-BLOOMINGTON
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Aircraft dropping retardant on Oakland hills fire near Campus Dr. (resident Mike Erickson took this photo)
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Weather forecaster: "record breaking heat all day in San Francisco, the sidewalk is fire."
Me: "I'll bring a light jacket, just in case..."
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Wow. This all-staff moment of reckoning by @Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince is ... *something*. Read:
gizmodo.com/cloudflare-ceo-o…
