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Ritch Duncan

@ritchied

Comedian, writer, hockey fan, dad. Weekend Update, Billy On The Street, Sesame Workshop, NPR, PRI. Co-author: @Werewolf_Guide Editor: DEATHBED

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Joined June 2008
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Ritch Duncan@ritchied26 Sep 2025
DEATHBED arrives Monday on the publishing platform Ghost. Free, short, original horror stories by professional comedy writers delivered directly to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe here: deathbed.ghost.io/ Photo: Fred Willard in ‘Salem’s Lot: (1979) Dir:Tobe Hooper.
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Hit this show up this weekend with my good friend @ritchied!
Ritch Duncan (@ritchied) profile pictureRitch Duncan@ritchied17 Jul 2024
Big news- The SET FOR LIFE show, telling the story of my return to standup comedy to do 90 sets in 90 days has been accepted into the "So You're Not In Scotland" festival at @caveatnyc. In person and livestream tickets available now: caveat.nyc/events/ritch-dunc…
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Ritch Duncan@ritchied17 Jul 2024
Big news- The SET FOR LIFE show, telling the story of my return to standup comedy to do 90 sets in 90 days has been accepted into the "So You're Not In Scotland" festival at @caveatnyc. In person and livestream tickets available now: caveat.nyc/events/ritch-dunc…
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PBS KIDS
@PBSKIDS27 Apr 2024
My kid, when Grandma’s babysitting. #NatureCat
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Dan Shafer
@DanRShafer14 Apr 2024
it’s Milwaukee Day Eve, so don’t forget to leave brats and beer out for Bob Uecker
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@PBSKIDS20 Mar 2024
Our friend Big Bird is a lot like the sun. Yellow, warm, shiny and always there for us! We love you, Big Bird! @sesamestreet
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Years later, I’m still sorry about this little mishap, @AndyRichter. #ThrowbackThursday
Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) profile pictureMr. Chau@Srirachachau14 Mar 2024
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PBS KIDS
@PBSKIDS14 Mar 2024
Who’s hungry…FOR MATH? #PiDay
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@AmazonAlexa5 Mar 2024
While Instagram is down, here's a reminder that you can always scroll endlessly through your photos on your Echo Show.
A photo on an Amazon Echo Show with the phrase "Alexa, show my photos" in a speech bubble.

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@PBSKIDS24 Nov 2023
Need a self-esteem boost? Consider a crown. @RosiesRulesHQ
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@AmazonAlexa24 Nov 2023
Fun Fact: The ✈️ are now the second-highest scoring team in the history of #BlackFridayNFL. 🏈 #MIAvsNYJ
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@NFLonPrime24 Nov 2023
The @MiamiDolphins win the first ever #BlackFridayNFL game!
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@PBSKIDS22 Oct 2023
What's your favorite thing about fall? For me, it's leaf catching. Stand under a tree with someone you enjoy. Wait for an autumn breeze. Catch a leaf before it hits the ground!
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Our hearts are with Israeli and Palestinian children and families affected by the crisis in the region. All children deserve a safe childhood free from violence and terror.
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This @theflophousepod bit contains maybe my favorite joke I’ve come up with all year.
Flop House Podcast (@theflophousepod) profile pictureFlop House Podcast@theflophousepod9 Oct 2023
Ghoulies voyeurism. flophousepodcast.com/2023/10…
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@AmazonAlexa4 Oct 2023
There’s going to be a #EmergencyAlertSystem today at 2:20PM ET, so the worst possible time to ask me to play ENERGY by Beyoncé would be 2:19 and 14 seconds. #EverybodyOnMute #ThoughtsFromtheCloud
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Cam@Swaybeaut26 Jul 2023
Framing this immediately
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K8@kaitlikeshockey27 Jul 2023
STOP IT
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@NHLBruins27 Jul 2023
We think the feeling is mutual, @elmo.
Elmo comment on the NHL Instagram page: “Elmo loves you, Mr. Patrice Bergeron.”

ALT Elmo comment on the NHL Instagram page: “Elmo loves you, Mr. Patrice Bergeron.”

Patrice Bergeron, dressed as Elmo, holds up an Elmo doll during a the B's virtual Halloween hospital visit in 2020.

ALT Patrice Bergeron, dressed as Elmo, holds up an Elmo doll during a the B's virtual Halloween hospital visit in 2020.

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Grover@Grover6 Jul 2023
Your dreams are within reach! If you can not grasp them, try waving your arms really fast to get their attention.
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Happy Canada Day to a great country and even better people. 🇨🇦
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Replying to @CodyDalton93
Looks like Duncan 🧐
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