Proud papa, freelance software developer/engineer, lean/agile coach, and instructor.

Oakland, CA
Joined February 2008
mike rizzi retweeted
The agile manifesto says: "We are uncovering better ways of developing software by doing it and helping others do it." NOT "We know the one true way to manage the software lifecycle. We don't actually write software, but we can certify you." #agile
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Had you ever been fired from a fast-food place?Not to worry,you’re a part of the best,amongst @MarkHamill🔛 from @JackBox!!!😂🫶🥰 @VengefulAsajj @Plokool811 @MariamSkywalker @ComCodyCC2224 @OldBen2000 @KirinArnold @Madame_Janine @Sp1derV3n0m @1Flukeskywalker @Hamillhilights 🤍
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Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that it’s now my turn to leave San Francisco. After 20+ years of calling this beautiful city home, I’ve gotta go. The good news is that 1/
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This is such a beautiful story. RIP James Caan
Back when I was working in Junketland, I would frequently take my two very young sons with me to the press days. One particular Saturday or Sunday, we had several junkets to do including the one for THAT’S MY BOY with Sandler and Samberg. (1/7)
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Meanwhile, in Missouri, State Representative @IanMack03007724 gives one of the most powerful speeches I have ever heard. Turn on the volume. You want this timeline cleanse.
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C’mon #SF. Stop showing off.
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mike rizzi retweeted
It’s all very, very simple. If I improve my tools/skills/knowledge, I’m faster next sprint. If I work harder, I’m no faster next sprint. – Tim Ottinger #agile
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Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”
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mike rizzi retweeted
Half the "for security" UI decisions have nothing to do with security and are actually just terrible UX. I'm looking at you no-pasting form fields.
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Good software architecture takes both debate and iteration. You need trust on a team for both.
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Oh man I needed this. Pass this one on.
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OH: Person A: Let's do stack ranking for our employees. Person B: I've stack ranked your idea. It's in the bottom 10% of ideas I've heard during this meeting.
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mike rizzi retweeted
If I *had* a space laser... (Well, first of all I actually wouldn't. And second of all I don't.) But if I would and I did....wildfires? Seriously?!?!?
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mike rizzi retweeted
“If it wasn’t my job I would do it for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection,” he said. “And we’ll do it as many times as it takes.”
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mike rizzi retweeted
The most brilliant programmers alive working competitively in an ego-rich environment can’t get as much done as ordinary programmers working cooperatively as a self disciplined and self-organizing team. You need a process where team empowerment and collaboration thrive.
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RT if you were part of that tiny 1993 bar.
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Same.
I have felt pretty bummed about the prospect of a Biden presidency but these debates have been a really sobering reminder of how uncomplicated this election is. Vote your asses off.
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On Tuesday, _the_ @GeePawHill will present "More Smaller Steps" at the first meeting of the revived JC-JUG. Nowhere near Jersey City? Not using #Java right now? Me neither! No matter! You make a living dealing with change. This talk is about that. RSVP: meetup.com/Jersey-City-Java-…
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Yeah. 2020 is not done with us. Not by a long fucking shot. Gutted.
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Hey all! I'm on week 2 of unemployment, after company acquired and I declined a promotion to move to ATL. I left as Director of Digital Commerce. I'm looking for FTE or Contract opportunities. Either Director, Eng Manager, or even hands on coding. Hit me up! Thx for retweets :)
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