Just watched a dude unsuccessfully attempt to feed his date leftover popcorn from a crumpled Film Forum popcorn bag they brought with them to Bushwick. She rebuffed but is still hanging tough. Merry Thanksgiving eve to us all.
Just had to type “Alex” into the search field on the Ikea website. Felt humiliating for some reason.
Four year old just told me they’re gonna be a doctor with a dog and a cat. And their names are gonna be Mirror and Quack.
this whole series of quotes from brian cox reminds me of my favorite messy shit talking interview of all time, Jennifer Lopez for Movieline in 1998: movieline.com/1998/02/01/the…
Michael Caine?
'I wouldn’t describe Michael as my favourite, but he’s Michael Caine. An institution. And being an institution will always beat having range' bigissue.com/culture/tv/eigh…
For all the bribery and corruption, Corey Johnson sure is terrible at it
Update: Intro2349A has been pulled. We hope this leads private waste companies to invest in recycling, composting, and waste reduction instead of trying to increase the massive amounts of garbage they truck in and out of #Queens and other communities. nypost.com/2021/07/29/counci…
“Dada, do you hear those little baby birds singing outside? Their sound waves are hitting my pinna, then going into my auditory canal, my ear drum, and then those waves hit the ossicles, and then my cochlea!” - my toddler who is turning 3 in two weeks
Ebay? Oh you mean the app I use to buy old aquarium merch i couldnt convince my parents to buy for me when I was a kid?
Just used “louche” as a descriptor for a drummer in a band, LES bar scene inhabiting, zero macho energy carpenter I once hired for a production job. Felt simultaneously proud of myself for the accuracy & a flashback of jealousy at the level of cool detachment he had mastered.
How many more Dominos pizzas do I have to eat to get one of those light up roof ornaments I see on other cars
RMR retweeted
don't know how i never looked this up before but i really like that the Arabic phrase for satellites literally means "synthetic moons"
There’s a special *super* quiet that gets unlocked when the toddler is focused on doing something off-limits. Earnest problem solving has normal, frustrated half-grunts but off-limits stuff is like sonic Vantablack. Anyway someone learned our phone passwords this week.
Recently took my kid with me for most of the day running errands and doing work-related stuff and when I asked my wife if she did any relaxing while we were gone and she said she scared herself looking up “pictures of real ghosts”
