Richard Stead

What British people have in their freezers: -Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose) -Full bag of oven chips -Another bag with three oven chips left in it -Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff -Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason -An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away -Bag of hash browns -Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014 -A near-empty ice cream tub -Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it -Some party food from three Christmases ago -An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes -A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead -One drawer that doesn’t open anymore