Jaundiced observer. Sometime Editor. Afterthought. Enquire within.
Emerald City, Australia
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Farewell, #Cybertruck.
The Edsel or DeLorean of its generation, but unlikely to be celebrated in pop culture like either of those.
Pictured here with one of its obvious design cue inspirations.
True, there was no other store like #DavidJones, as it belonged to another time.
Charging a 15% premium to walk on marble floors or have someone press the button in the lift for you just became redundant.
American media's most punchable face.
#JesseWatters
But Jesse Watters still holds his lead in the polls as America's most punchable face.
#Midterms
I was going to be measured, but the removal of absolute shit volcanoes like Abbott and Ramaswamy from the American political discourse, and making the monumentally mediocre Johnson absolutely irrelevant is just fucking terrific.🌊🫏
#Midterms
And so, to the first Tuesday of November.
"Cheers from a small minority...and, of course, many thanks to the horse...".🐴
Quote in this case straight from a complete horse's arse.
#MelbourneCup
#NupToTheCup
It's so handy those guys who failed Year 9 science turned out to be experts in climatology, immunology, constitutional precedents, sexual assault, and renewable energy also now happen to be authorities on aircraft crash investigation.
#LearJet
#Florida
#Expertise
Friends, acquaintances, strangers: Is posting the death screams from a crashing aircraft really edifying or informational in any way rather than just ghoulish?
#JustAskin'
#Miami
Of course Pauline has a distinctive silhouette.
She's so naturally two-dimensional.
#TalkingPictures
#Insiders
#auspol
The "Anti-Semitism Envoy" should not be a disingenuous Zionist apologist or want to be some sort of self-appointed defender of the faith, giving herself a soapbox for her own grievances.
Her whole tenure and performance has been embarrassing.
#JillianSegal
#auspol
On the sad occasion of #SirPatrickStewart passing, may I just say:
Dear MAGA:
There are four lights.
There will always be four lights.
#IYKYK
Oh genuine fucken bugger.💔
Legitimate Shakespearean. Starship Captain. Even waited for Godot.
#SirPatrickStewart theguardian.com/culture/2026…
Three days of trying to nail Albanese on the Marrickville Golf Club clumsiness is a waste of yet another #QuestionTime.
Can't they think of something else?
Then you remember the Libs' chief parliamentary tactician is Dan Tehan, and the lack of imagination is clear.
#auspol
