robbie

I ordered a large Bondi Burger meal with corn on the Oporto app. I collected it at the drive-thru and when I got home, I found they'd given me a REGULAR Bondi Burger meal with a side of SPICY RICE. I was just beginning to process wtf had happened when my phone rang. It was Mike Burgess from ASIO. He informed me that Iran had hacked my phone and changed my order. Apparently I'm not the first. Some poor woman in Werribee got NO sauce with her 10 pack of McNuggets. She thought she was getting sweet & sour, and BBQ. She got none. Fucking animals. I'm sharing this because I don't want it happening to YOU. I'm not going to pretend this isn't frightening but I will NEVER be intimidated into not ordering takeaway on a Thursday evening. Stay safe, people.