Dad travel Rules: If you leave at 05:00 you’ll get there in 6 hours but if you leave at 05:01 it’ll be 8. Make sure everyone in the house knows this fact, multiple times, and days prior. The left lane is for crime. If you are going the speed limit, stay right. The GPS time is a challenge. Treat it as such The only approved stops are for gas. Bathroom breaks are a luxury. There is no worse feeling than being passed by the people you passed on the road. They are judging you. Remember, your family may be upset during the trip, but they will be happy they got their 5 minutes prior to when they thought.