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Parody account You think you know a lot? - think of my Mom! She’s 95 n still going full steam! Or the galaxy of stars by night. Or the sun that rises each day.

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Joined November 2025
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Happy Cat day, lmao.🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to Oscar’s new song for the holidays, lol.😝
New Oscar Christmas song - I Was Only Helping. Also on that really good video site as well. ⤵️
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Happy Caturday 🎩🪄 😹😹😹
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The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure.
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Abdul El-Sayed: "This tariff war in Canada is insane. It makes zero sense. There is no economic reason why we are having a tariff war with our biggest trading partner. That has to end."
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Alabama Woman Goes Off on Tommy Tuberville Voters and She's 100% Right
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FULL INTERVIEW: Senator-elect James Talarico joins ‘The View’ to discuss his historic win in Texas, how he plans to address the affordability crisis, and why he’s looking forward to working with Republicans.
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Badass women!
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The CN Tower, in Toronto. We turned it blue for you, America. 🔥♥️🌊
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Donald Trump told people to vote like he was on the ballot. And they did. They fucking did. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Dear MAGA, I know you're upset. You're hurting. I get it. I know some of you might even want to leave the United States. That's fine, but, just so you know, the RW folks in Canada have informed me that we are full and immigrants aren't welcomed here. Sorry. Best of luck... I hear St. Petersburg is lovely in the winter.
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Last night, America sent a clear message. Thank you to all the other countries that stood alongside us and supported us, especially our Canadian sisters and brothers. Millions of our own marched in the No Kings Protests. Millions took to the voting booths. And WE WON. Welcome Back Hope. Welcome Back Kindness.
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Good morning, Twitter friends! Congratulations to America! You did it! From Canada: sending warm hugs, solidarity, and all the love I can pack into this beautiful northern air. WHOOP WHOOP!!!!🇨🇦❤️
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I promise you. This is one confessional from a Trump voter that is worth your time.
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Holy shit! We did it!!!! 🌊
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