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I’m nervous and excited to post my first stand up clip…I hope you like it! youtu.be/fDGdiJfHmfg?si=Izur…
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Ich bin einzig wegen deiner schönen Tochter hier! #keimzeit
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I think the cat in my backyard just killed a bird. That sounded ruthless! #ruthless #catsarepredators
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Uncle Joey dropping the truth right there! teapawt.net/madflavor/status/10192…
All you can do is be a little better of a person than you were the day before......
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I'll be unfollowing accounts that post frequent political commentary. These are the most negative, hateful, and divisive of all posts on my timeline, regardless of which "side" they support. This doesn't mean I don't like you, it means I'm unfollowing you so I can still like you!
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I keep drinking Malted Milk. Trying to drive my blues away!
ES IST DIE MITTE DES SOMMERMONATS ALSO MÜSSEN WIR ALLE UNSERE JUNGESELLENABSCHIEDE FEIERN! #dresden #offesnsichtlich
Gebt es zu ihr wollt das jemand für euch übernimmt!
Ich mach mir einen Kopf und ich rede nicht vom Nachdenken #kiz #urlaubfürsgehrin
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I have so many friends with absolut shit music taste. So when the homie posts lyrics from songs I listen to the hype is real!
It ain't easy being me!
Please just stop talking 'Cause they won't find us if you do Oh those silly boys in blue Well, they won't catch me and you
Manchmal geht es dir schlecht, dann geht es dir wieder gut. Ich jedenfalls trag jetzt immer einen Hut!
Champions League Finale 2001 - Kahn hält 3 Elfmeter - Unglaublich youtu.be/rTwPTJ3CTkY via @YouTube
I'm just saying, Hey Mona Lisa Come home you know you can't Rome without Caesar #PostASongLyricYouLove
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Say something, say something Something like you love me Less you want to move away From the noise of this place Well I don't even know if I believe I don't even know if I believe I don't even know if I wanna believe Everything you're trying to say to me #PostASongLyricYouLove
Lately I've been living out of my suitcase. My job comes with a complementary toothpaste #PostASongLyricYouLove