@robheaton

Ph.D., NT/EC and Xian Origins @UofDenver, teaching @AndersonU. Podcasts @NewBooksBible. Heresiology & orthodoxy, NT canon, & the Shepherd of Hermas. Views mine.

 Denver, Colorado
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Newcomers @stlCITYsc out on top of the Western Conference headed into the break. #AllForCITY
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Zaireeto@Zaireeto23 Jun 2023
I loved this picture so much I redrew it
weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!!
@WeirdMedieval23 Jun 2023
my favorite medieval story is the one about how alexander the great wanted to see the world, so he built a contraption to dive underwater and brought his cat and chicken to explore the ocean with him :)
A medieval drawing of a man in a crown, a cat, and a chicken inside a large green bubble under the ocean, surrounded by giant fish

ALT A medieval drawing of a man in a crown, a cat, and a chicken inside a large green bubble under the ocean, surrounded by giant fish

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Omfg Amazon internally nicknamed its Prime cancellation process as ‘the Iliad’ after the long and arduous journey of Homer. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Sort of their whole thing innit?
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@Daily_MailUS13 Jun 2023
Pentagon whistleblower says the Vatican is aware of the existence of non-human intelligences trib.al/oPR2ERU
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Virgin Mary apparitions ‘not always real’, says Pope theguardian.com/world/2023/j…
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The Good Book is being treated like a bad book in Utah after a parent frustrated by efforts to ban materials from schools convinced a suburban district that some Bible verses were too vulgar or violent for younger children. apnews.com/article/book-ban-…

Utah district bans Bible in elementary and middle schools 'due to vulgarity or violence'

The Good Book is being treated like a bad book in Utah after a parent frustrated by efforts to ban materials from schools convinced a suburban district that some Bible verses were too vulgar or...

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@CNN16 May 2023
A driver in Colorado tried to avoid a DUI arrest by swapping seats with his dog after being pulled over cnn.it/3pQgPCY

A driver in Colorado tried to switch seats with his dog to avoid a DUI arrest, police say | CNN

A driver in Colorado tried to avoid a DUI arrest by swapping seats with his dog after being pulled over, police said.

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Members of a Tennessee church are hoping and praying that whoever stole a moving truck will repent after finding out what's inside: nearly 2,000 organ pipes. apne.ws/eN6d8CE

Church members hoping whoever stole truckload of organ pipes will repent, shipment can be recovered

Members of a Tennessee church are hoping and praying that whoever stole a truck loaded with 2,000 organ pipes will repent. News outlets report Calvary Episcopal Church in Memphis had loaded the...

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That's okay. I'm never coming back to this planet again.
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Have a great strawberry, everybody peace and love. 😎✌️✌️🌟❤️🌈🥦👍🌻🍒☮️
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Stuart@punished_stu21 Apr 2023
where are the Sesame Street billions Elmo
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@TheOnion18 Apr 2023
Ron DeSantis Ends Disney Feud After Being Given Guest Role On ‘The Mandalorian’ bit.ly/43JiXvN
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Randall Munroe
@xkcd3 Apr 2023
My Favorite Things xkcd.com/2758
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Rob Heaton@robheaton2 Apr 2023
My family and friends often have very basic questions about the Shepherd of Hermas, things like: Who's Hermas? What's the Shepherd? And why should I care? With my book releasing this month from @RLPGBooks, I tackled some of these FAQs, once and for all. robheaton.com/2023/04/02/the…
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@TheOnion27 Mar 2023
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C
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@RanaAyyub25 Mar 2023
Yuval Noah Harari to Netanyahu- After 2,000 years, we still remember pharaoh. And we will remember you. There’ll be no streets, squares or airports named after you. But we will tell the story of the man who tried to enslave us and failed. timesofisrael.com/over-20000…

Hundreds of thousands join nationwide protests, with key overhaul law about to pass

200,000 rally in Tel Aviv ahead of planned 'week of paralysis,' with coalition set to pass law to take control of judicial appointments; 44 held, water cannon used to clear highway

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guster@guster16 Mar 2023
I almost stayed up for it 3:38 So close ✝️ 📻 – at Austin, TX
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I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is better wages and benefits for the union editors at Saturday Night Live.
Motion Picture Editors Guild - Local 700@MPEG7009 Mar 2023
On 4/1, our crew will have either a contract or a picket line at #SNL.
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A Maine vegan whose custom license plate contains the word "tofu" is one of the motorists caught in a state crackdown on vulgar license plates. apnews.com/article/maine-van…

Maine motorists appeal to keep naughty vanity license plates

A handful of motorists in Maine are appealing to keep their custom license plates after the state cracked down on naughty words, including unabbreviated expletives.

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