Rock and roll. Mostly through single coils.
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Joined February 2021
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My olive love:mushroom hate ratio is easily in the 99.99th %ile worldwide, and I'd stake a lot on that claim.
Top five locations I want my blood to be:
1. Inside of me
2-5: anywhere else (four-way tie)
Spurting out of the place on my leg where I shot myself with estradiol this morning probably doesn't even make the list
Hot take number three: there need to be more flavors of metamucil than outrageous original and zesty orange. @Metamucil, you're missing out on a billion dollar opportunity. Throw some cool ranch into the mix.
Like just overall. And that's not meant to be a pun, although I did think about it because I had the phrase "hot takes" in my mind and that made me think about hot coffee.
Hot take number 1: if you can't enjoy pineapple on pizza, and you're very adamant and vocal about it, chances are you're a whiny little baby who doesn't form your own opinions and have a personality that can best be described as "memey."
I'm not sure where else to voice this opinion other than Twitter, but watching all these Netflix documentaries has shown me that everyone in ancient Rome was a dick.