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I decided on my Hallowe’en costume. I’m going as Slutty Neil Fallon 4reasonspklassiter.files.wor…
Well, as Twitter has forced my client app of choice to shut down, I guess I'm not using this website very much any more.
It's been nice meeting and chatting to loads of you.
But I cannot be fucked with this thing without Tweetbot.
So, er, bye, I guess.
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RIP you absolute legend. A king, a master, a true hero.
Fucking football, man.
Life would be so much easier if I just hated it all the time instead of just whenever Chelsea play this badly.
iPlayer just served up that Sam Ryder thingy after the Detectorists Christmas Special. Not really seeing the crossover there.
One of my favourite things to watch on here is normal people trying to explain The Actual Law to my good friend, An Actual Lawyer. Not just *a* lawyer, mind you. A partner in a law firm. Someone who deeply, genuinely, and wholly loves and understands law.
Been watching Yellowstone.
I’ve taken two things from it:
Kevin Costner plays a superb Terrifying Old Cunt
‘Drop him off at the train station’ as a euphemism for murder is fully in my phrase book.
Been telling people forever that George Michael was a good person.
As it's Christmas we thought we'd give an honourable mention to #GeorgeMichael who died on Christmas Day in 2016 ❤️🎄
In his youth George was a member of the Young Communist League of Britain @yclbritain under his original name, Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou.
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Oh HELL yes.
Tom Lehrer has put all his songs online (including lyrics & sheet music), and given away all rights to them. The site will only be up for a limited time. This is a very niche tweet that will make a small segment of people very happy. tomlehrersongs.com/