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Blue Tick

@robnelmes

i was born, i went to school, i will die..

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Joined January 2013
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What an exciting day I've had. I used this tool to press metal studs into things to hold them together. It was rivetting.
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just got told to "fuck off" by an 80's ska band. thats just bad manners.
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The Society of Complainers should change their name to "IMRC"
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who's the coolest person in the hospital? - the ultrasound guy when the ultrasound guy's on his super-fly holiday, who's coolest then? - the hip replacement dude
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Last night I fell down the stairs, screaming and carrying some tin foil and I accidentally got through to the finals of The Eurovision song contest
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For my wife's birthday I have been practicing waving like one of her favourite authors. I will get up early on her birthday and surprise her with the wave. It's not much, it's just a Tolkien gesture.
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Today's Coaster Arrangement
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Kate bush has trimmed down a bit. She will now be called Kate Brazilian.
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As an alternative to sitting in a bath of beans for Children In Need, I've just had Radox on toast, now my bum is bleeding, and I can smell colours.
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Today's Coaster Arrangement
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Matt Hacock to present Match of the Day on Saturday. Jacob Rees Mogg and Dominic Raab stand in as pundits.
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Today's Coaster Arrangement
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Today's Coaster Arrangement. This is our new puppy, Hester. She is wonderful. More Coaster Arrangements to come.
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Whenever I'm faced with a difficult problem. I always think "what would Chris Martin do?", then I write a pretentious song, name my baby "Courgette" or something, then dance like a twat.
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"But I will ask ordinary families to pay for the vat sums of money that fuel company's get"
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Pandemic Diaries of Hat Mancock aged 41 and a third
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I've made a parody of The Mat Hancock diaries. I will post once a day. #ToriesOut #ToryCorruption #LedByDonkeys #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry
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I woke up this morning and I couldn't see properly, then I remembered that I always do this thing where I push baked beans in my eyes. I can now see perfectly However I only knew this with the benefit of Hienz sight.
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