rob bot 📺

(🏵️) so apparently the account stopped posting automatically unless i pay, so as for today, all of the posts are going to be posted manually by me, and i'll try to post as frequently as possible!

And now it's time for you to lose your parents. Parental filter: off.

STOP THAT!

Hurry up, there's only thirty seconds left. I mean twenty-nine. I mean twenty-eight. I mean twenty-seven. I mean twenty-six. I mean, we don't have time to lose!

Everybody knows the crescent is the shape of the slacker, the hammock, the despondent Frenchman's croissant, the moon that's too lazy to turn a man into a werewolf.

Ugh, I couldn't do it. You came all that way to save me. You're actually... quite hard to hate.

Okay, you! Give me a character that is optimistic, fun, and that all the children will love.

And I came back... but at a cost. You left me disfigured. A nobody. But now you've given me a part to play in the world.