When @Hardy87 trolls your twitter like a douchecanoe and sends screen shots to your entire team. #getbacktowork #stahpit

Has anyone seen my lube? I'm about to get butt raped by my economics final.

When your boyfriend surprises you with @dfa1979 tickets 🙊😍 #bestdayever #yyc #dfa1979

@jessica_hawrysh remember that time we took snowboard lessons? And got dragged up the t bar? Well I'm taking lessons again...#prayforme

When I leave my phone unattended on the counter.... Thanks @manofhugefire #lemmetakeaselfie

Can't believe I finally get to see @theblackkeys tonight!! #excitementlevel100

@marky_whitt you not going now?!

It's my birthday! And all I want is eggs benny from @diner_deluxe !! We're comin for ya! 😍

@jessica_hawrysh YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE TOMORROW!!!

@jessica_hawrysh it is required you have this on repeat tomorrow: youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8 #birthdaytwins

Today's the last day I can honestly say "I'm feelin 22" youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8 #idonteversaythat #nolongeratswiftsong #oldasfuck

No sir, my feet don't touch the floor when I'm sitting on the train. And yes, I swing them like a 5 year old.

I will never be too old for a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

Today I'm thankful for all the wonderful people in my life- my friends, family, and the guy I'm so lucky to have 😊 #softtweet #Thanksgiving

Hey @DAVIDsTEA when will your advent calendars be hitting stores and online?! #getembeforetheyregone #illtaketwo

@kelseymarky you're just the sweetest, most kindest, generous....

@kelseymarky I feel like that's unfair...the ostrich pillow is so much better than lulus...

@kelseymarky .....you have a pair of legs...what's your excuse?

@kelseymarky and that's why I love you. You just know my needs so well.....#ostrichpillowsforall