anything dumb i say is performance art that you just don't understand.
scotland, uk
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Hello! to celebrate the new season, I've made a notion template of my ranking point/yearly stat trackers! use this as you wish xox
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RIP to cam’s streak of making at least a final a year 2021-2025. Can’t save it in the last week of the year for a third year in a row with this draw I fear.
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I didn't do a history post yesterday, but all that "Guy Fawkes was the last person to enter Parliament with good intentions etc etc" midwit guff is so odiously ignorant of how much Britain & Ireland had been scarred by sectarian violence and how a successful Catholic plot to murder hundreds of people was the fulfilment of every single piece of paranoid propaganda used to justify the murder of innocent Catholics. People really don't get how a successful plot would be the worst thing for Catholics in Britain. There would be none left. They would have been wiped out.
Interesting outfits…. Interesting being both positive and negative here
The eight best singles players in the world ✨
The 2026 FAGE WTA Finals singles portraits 💚
#FAGEWTAFinals
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Every single time a man is accused of rape, it’s “guilty until proven innocent” — well Russell Brand was found guilty of rape and I’ve already seen a flood of posts refusing to accept that verdict.
It’s almost like it was never about “guilty until proven innocent” — it’s almost like it was always “protect rapists at all costs.”
Cannot bring myself to care about Pegula getting caught talking shit about Andreeva. Like yeah this isn’t the WTA finals best friends race.
Adding ‘Otherwise I’ll head home to go fishing’ to my rotation
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Katie Swan 🇬🇧 is having a very nice week so far in Incheon 🇰🇷 100 as she makes the semi finals! She takes out Yao 🇨🇳 7-5,6-0 and makes it 6/6 sets won this week. Has now most definitely secured her AO 🇦🇺 qualifying slot with her live ranking now jumping back into the worlds top 170!
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did you know:
elena rybakina has 7 top 5 wins in 2026 season, which is more than the number of top 5 wins alexander zverev has in last FOUR seasons combined (6).
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this is so cool. All political systems should have government policy announced by nervous men who are slightly apologetic about how what they're announcing isn't good enough
#OTD 1948. Harold Wilson emerges as a national figure as he announces his 'Bonfire of Controls' outlining how clothing rationing will be relaxed.
Rationing on suits, footwear, plastics and knitted bathing costumes abolished.
He admits that he “wishes” he could do more.
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FREE: it deceived daniil medvedev, it has launched a thousand social media complaints and it makes tennis look like it's in perpetual slow motion.
with the help of some experts, @amelieaclaydon explains one of the most distorting camera angles in sports
nytimes.com/athletic/7753745…
one thing u may not know about me is that I am the inventor of the chebureki toastie, the peak of British-Tatar fusion cuisine.
You need 2 cheburek, cheddar cheese (has to be cheddar), sliced tomato, fresh parsley, wholegrain mustard, and crème fraiche. This is NOT chebureki with fillings added after cooking, each slice of bread is replaced by 1 cheburek. Cheburek = bread.
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More top ten wins than Zverev this year:
- Sinner who hasn't played since Wimbledon
- Alcaraz who missed two slams
- Musetti battling injuries & personal scandals
- Fils who is constantly injured & losing
- Djokovic who is 50 & finished
- ADM, Nakashima, Tiafoe