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underground bunker in Missouri
Joined January 2015
Replying to @roidwards
Jimmie Johnson: DNF in 100% of his truck series starts. You know who you cant say that for? Norm Benning. Yet JJ is the GOAT ...
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🤣 This is so priceless!💧😵‍💫 “Curved water”
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Movie studio set lighting for NASA’s fakery.
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Hot (?) take: race under your real name. If I'm a passerby and I see a guy named "Squirrel Mcnutt" racing in a semi professional racing series, am I going to take the series seriously?
What a time to be alive. 🇺🇸 Cleetus McFarland and Squirrel McNutt are ready to shake and bake.
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I didn't think Larson had a chance!!
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Weird how some drivers just tend to keep finding themselves upside down
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Truth
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Front splitter be like
why is there suddenly 7000 Annunziata fans they were not here 3 years ago for this
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Breaking: Mark Martin, beloved legendary NASCAR driver who won 40 races throughout his cup career, had people scared yesterday after Jeff Gordon posted a tweet that was arguably poorly worded. Mark is 67 years old.
Mark Martin was a fierce competitor and someone I admired long before I had the chance to call him a teammate and a friend. When he asked me to write the foreword for his new book, I was honored. Be sure to pick up a copy of “Never Lift.” There’s a lot more to Mark’s story than I ever knew. Order here: amzn.to/4jBY7Js
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How classy of Lainey Wilson to honor David Allan Coe by wearing his wig tonight
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As a vikings fan, I'm well aware of what happens when illness symptoms are ignored. Korey Stringer died because of it. Hurts could've been closer than we imagine. Learn from 2001
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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#Patriots WR Cordarrelle Patterson was fined $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct, grabbing the 🥜 of #Jets DE Henry Anderson in a pile. #Ouch
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Candy corn should be a year round candy
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Replying to @TheGlobeIsDead
Your ignorance and stupidity does not debunk gravity. Learn some science clown.
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