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30. bi. cna. juno temple’s no 1 fan. movie lover. roykeeley, tedbecca, rollisi, stursia. pluribus. svu. swiftie.

Ted Lasso Land aka Kansas🌻
Joined March 2013
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🧵MOVIES I’VE WATCHED IN 2026
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My first time at Snooze!
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Nothing to see here, just work wife being proud of her work husband
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Why yes, pookie 🙂‍↕️
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If I got to give Aisling and Rex little plastic pigs for Oo Goobley, that would make my entire Thundergong weekend this year. But NOTHING will top Hannah the first year or my selfie with Flavor Flav the next year.
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Oh my heart 🥹❤️🥹❤️
i just know nicky wants “his hair like daddy” every morning so they give him the little gel swoop 😭😭
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Kiedyś: co za oszukańcze gówno Dzisiaj: przynajmniej nie użyli AI
Shocking secrets of food commercials
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OMW TO PICK UP OOMFIES! 🥰🥰
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People really think Democrats took office immediately after the election 😭😭😭 SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET AND OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!
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Hi there, to anyone going to Thundergong, especially for people lining up early, would it be possible please not to get any snacks that contain peanuts and pistachios? Asking for friends who are deathly allergic 🥹 would be soooooo grateful 😘
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Mulaney hosting SNL the same week as TG is really nurturing for my soul! ☺️☺️
it's John Mulaney week!
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The 13th is also Friday the 13th this year so…FUCK ME 😩😩😩
🦌 These next FIVE DAYS are CRAZY for deer crashes in Kansas !! 😱 I’ve hit a deer. Have you? From November 11 through November 15, more than 400 deer crashes are typically reported to Kansas law enforcement. Others go unreported, so the actual number is higher. Here’s the average number reported each day. November 11 (today) • 80 November 12 • 82 November 13 • 85, traditionally the busiest day of the year November 14 • 82 November 15 • 80 Sunrise and sunset are the busiest times. That’s when many of us are driving to work or heading home. Take a look at your county on this KDOT map. It shows 2023 crash totals. The top number in each county is deer crashes. The bottom number is total crashes for that county. Watch the roadsides, and if one deer crosses, look for another. There’s a good chance it has company. 👀 DO NOT SWERVE to miss a deer. Swerving can send you into oncoming traffic, off the road, or into a rollover. Brake firmly, keep control of your vehicle, and stay in your lane. Buckle up. Slow down. Give yourself time to react. #HelpMore
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I found an unused $15 Dollar Gift Card from Target in my old wallet! GIRL MONEY!!!
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Can’t wait to pick up my loves, @aylinishere and @modtinfreeman and new oomfie of Whit’s, Simon later!
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Bro i thought that was willem dafoe in a robert eggers movie
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Oomfchella weekend year 4!
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happy raul esparza is back on broadway day !!
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For me it’s not because it feels gross. I like the feeling after I do it. It’s just general forgetfulness.
Replying to @thani80862
1. You put off brushing your teeth even when your mouth feels gross. Starting means walking to the sink, and that one small transition is where the whole thing stalls out.2/7
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The fact that we get the both of them on Saturday is so fucking exciting!
I'm happy y'all found Oogly Boogly. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus #TedLasso #TedLasso
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Ted attempting to hide his middle finger in his coat never fails to get a chuckle out of me 😂😂😂
Reckon it's time for the signal? / S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso #TedLasso
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Reckon it's time for the signal? / S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso #TedLasso
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