Brent Hearn

My intro to @lolaandjolie’s work was a powerful poem (“Addiction”) about Jessica Chambers in @TBQuarterly a while back. (If you’re from MS, you’re probably still haunted by that story.) Been a fan of Kristin’s ever since. That poem is in here and I’m looking forward to the rest.

Twitter has spoiled me when it comes to writer swag. Love getting mail from @lolaandjolie!

Sooo…which is weirder: 1) when you can’t pull all the way into a parking spot at Walgreens because there’s a spine there, or 2) when you come out a few minutes later and it’s gone?

Just won this little guy. Thanks for the #AwkwardAstronaut, @niftygateway! (Don't worry; I'm more impressed than he is.). #GeminiCadet

Be careful what you ask for… #TheWheelOfTime

At Walgreens on NYE all, “Booster? Yep. Flu shot? Hit me. Scurvy still a thing? Light me up. That experimental ish I know y’all got in the back for a triple-Theta variant in 2025? I’ll take two. Tell ya what, just gimme anything you got lying around in a syringe.”

Thanks for coming in clutch, @TheGreekGods.

It's really unfair to all the naturally sexy camels. Thanks, Marie Callender.

Well, I would.

The what now moon?