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My Patroclus design inspirations are both gorgeous; it's normal if my art alternates between short and long hair they're the same guy ππ
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latest art of my beloved #patrochilles in their teens and bite-size π€π»
(peleus' sources of high cortisol π)
Achilles: "it needs to have your the natural oil from your hands on it on it or I won't eat it"
Patroclus: "...and this isn't even the most unhinged thing he's said this week"
whoever Meli slayed first in that particular run π
two bros, chilling in a stadium, waiting to get their asses handed to them by Hades's daughter for the 1293th time cause they're not(?) gay!! #hades2 #prometheus #herakles
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From all of us to all of you, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!π
Even if you're just dressing up as yourself like these five lazy lumps over here. No treats for the likes of them!
ALT Happy Halloween from Supergiant!
never gonna get over Patroclus's Hades 2 arcana card being called "The Excellence"... like, yeah, he was... excellent... πππβ¨οΈ
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i just needed an excuse to post patroclus in a bunny suit. #patrochilles #HappyHalloween ππ°
two bros, chilling in a stadium, waiting to get their asses handed to them by Hades's daughter for the 1293th time cause they're not(?) gay!! #hades2 #prometheus #herakles
It will never not be funny to me that Achilles is the one slathering Patroclus with terms of endearment in the Iliad
Achilles: "Oh, Patroclus, you who delight my heart, Oh Great One, Zeus-sprung, my most beloved companion, my dear head"
Patroclus: "Achilles what do you want"
You will have to pry this dynamic (besotted Achilles generous with his words of praise vs Patroclus who just calls him by his name) from my cold dead hands.
Remember kids, when u can't reason with Achilles or bribe him, u can still flash the Patroclus card & hope for the best. Tried & true method sanctioned by wisest man on the planet, Nestor.
HC that Achilles is like those dogs that won't eat unless their owners pretend to cook it up for them by chopping it, seasoning it, then microwaving it. And it must be Patroclus that does it
