My irl friend was talking about how she hooked up with some random guy from a college party, he came within 10 seconds, then fell asleep right after, and then shit the bed. And made her clean it up the morning after 💀💀 normies are fucking insane

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:48 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded12h

When I was 11 I posted a photo of myself on /b/ and ended up getting IP banned and then my brother got mad at me because he also used 4chan

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:19 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded15h

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 6:14 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded20h

thinking about the time when i was a kid and tried to kill myself via water intoxication. i drank 10 liters of water within an hour, it just made me nauseous

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:48 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded21h

Gay ass post, but I think the last time I was genuinely suicidal was over a year ago now. I've been doing so mucu better yay

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:36 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded21h

This friend.. her mother has cussed me out for being racist. I want to tell her what her daughter was doing to the exchange students💀

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded22h

That "nurses are evil bitches" thing will always make me laugh because my ex-friend is a nurse. In 10th grade she made the brown exchange student who couldn't speak English shit in her hands and smear it all over the walls

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 4:49 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded22h

I hope he's doing well. He was nice to me. I asked him how on earth he kept making new accounts and he gave me tips. Miss him

LowRes Sensei Reloaded@RelLowresSenseiNov 7

Screenshot that'd make your heart skips a beat

Image from LowRes Sensei Reloaded (@RelLowresSensei)

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 4:32 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded22h

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 4:20 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded22h

I have such weirdly small hands and feet. I'm 5'7 and they are smaller than my 4'10 friends'

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幽 · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:47 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺 retweeted

幽@lecielestpurNov 7

インスタ見てたら「ジジェクが幼稚園の先生だった場合」が流れてきてマジで神

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 3:17 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tarded23h

Clearing my phone out and just saw this

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:55 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 8

these are so yummy

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:07 AM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 8

me at my local sushi place i'm loyal to them even though they keep putting the prices up

may 🐈‍⬛💤@meowermayNov 7

i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:28 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

i am surrounded by chinese and indian men

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:06 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

• Pronouns: my name jeff • Height: 5'7 • Sexuality: normal • Sign: cancer Hair colour: mousy brown • eye colour: boring brown • Favourite drink: water • Favourite food: salmon • Favourite animal: cat • MBTI: it changes every time

Howie |♀️🇻🇦🇷🇴🦇|✰LitleMissHoward✰

@MKnowles_KidNov 7

• Pronouns: E/mo Gy/psy. • Height: 5'6. • "Sexuality": Eyes for Christ only. • Sign: Ur Mama. •Eye colour: Central heterochromia (Green/Blue.) • Hair colour: Ginger (dyeing burgundy soon). • Favourite drink: Blue razzberry slush. • Favourite food: Vodka Pasta. • Favourite animal: Not sure at the moment. • MBTI: What the hell is that?

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:18 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

i thought he was so cute back then

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

When I was 17 (in 2016), I had a huge crush on idubbbz

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:54 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

I love when trannies try to insult me by saying I look like a like a dude. Looking trans is bad?

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Roo. 🇦🇺 · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:37 PM UTC

Roo. 🇦🇺@rooo_tardedNov 7

My tinnitus has been worse than usual lately

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