iron 1 to radiant in 9 days... 131 wins later i sleep

things you could’ve accomplished if you didn’t play VALORANT: iron (10 hr) → read a book bronze (30 hr) → learn Photoshop silver (100 hr) → learn an instrument gold (500 hr) → get your pilot license plat (1K hr) → make $15K @ min wage diamond (2K hr) → become a nurse ascendant (4K hr) → become a software engineer immortal (7K hr) → become an airline pilot radiant (10K hr) → become a doctor

valorant is the only game where you go from “i could go pro” to “i don’t know how i got out of gold” in the span of 45 minutes

played a tdm, thought i ran into tenz… it was a gold 2 having the best game of his life

when i get bored i scroll through my dm requests and make everyone asking for a riot gun buddy cook a pizza and put it in their shoe 💀

how i got a riot gun buddy - it was my birthday - i went through riot's following - i dmed 20 riot devs saying it was my birthday - i said it would make my day if i could get a buddy cuz it was my birthday - they gave me a riot gun buddy 😃 - (it wasn't my birthday)

Valorant Ranks Explained #VALORANT radiant (0.005%) → elite tier, astronauts immortal (0.5%) → top performers, ivy league ascendant (3%) → d1 athletes diamond (10%) → skilled, 6 figures plat (25%) → solid, college grad gold (50%) → average, 9–5 npc silver (75%) → inconsistent, 2.5 GPA bronze (90%) → “i’ll start next week” iron (99%) → rock bottom, prisoners

this guy at the gym saw my girlfriend watching a valorant stream. he asked her rank? she said “immortal” he goes “wow im bronze” and then tried asking for her phone number??

your chances of winning based on halftime score #VALORANT 5-7 → 40% 4-8 → 23% 3-9 → 11% 2-10 → 3.7% 1-11 → 0.7% 0-12 → 0.05%

and they say rocket league is harder

if u think about it, valorant is kinda like a casino? - u always lose - if u win ur gonna lose it all back - it’s more fun watching your friends play

why tf is thinking about playing valorant way better than actually playing valorant??

"my dad works for riot games"

if you're plat 3, you are in the top 13.9% of players??? silver 1 is the average rank??

ping in valorant explained #VALORANT <15ms - game on EASY mode, EVERY fight is favorable, just don't whiff.. <33ms - game still easy, enjoy ur free elo <60ms - better hit that first shot when they swing, you won't get another one 60ms-140ms - unplayable, good luck solider. >140ms - SWING EVERYTHING, WIDE SWING they won't see you anyways

just a friendly reminder

neon to radiant :)