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Ben Root

@rootROOTroot

A connoisseur of puns, sports, music, and food who uses perfectly cromulent words.

 Aberdeen, SD
Joined June 2013
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Replying to @KellyLoft @UMDPXP
*checking the scoreboard
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Replying to @DavidTukesbrey
@DavidTukesbrey All I'll think about whenever the Seahawks play now
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Mark it 7, again. Don E is in a groove! #Goblue #FCSChampionship
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馃槀 First, hilarious. Second, I never realized how much WI would look like Gonzo if it had the UP until seeing this. 馃ぃ
Ron Johnson (@3RonJohnson) profile pictureRon Johnson@3RonJohnson26 Sep 2023
Saw this and laughed out loud馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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The new digs are looking pretty. #OakBowl @PSCFootball v. @HastingsCollege kicks off at 6p with pregame at 5:30p on Otoe County Country 1600am, 105.5FM, and player.listenlive.co/58531
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A tradition unlike any other? I don't know, but it IS mine. #NSICTourneyPancakes
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Reminds me of someone #LARvsLV
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HAIL! HAIL!
#TNFonPrime
Glad I got the "little" fries. Not sure I could carry the "regular". #FiveGuys
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Clearly, I'll take the second group.
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Congratulations to @tjberg99 on the Natty Title! 2nd-best throw of his illustrious career with @nsuwolves_tfcc if I'm not mistaken.
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Replying to @minakimes
@minakimes
If there's a giveaway for the fans today, odds are pretty good for a win. 20' til tipoff for @nsuwolves_mbb
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0-16-1 just isn't the same. 馃槶
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Replying to @RustyRokit
All I can think of is Linda...
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Replying to @mjwalberg25
Night & day.
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Wish me luck. 馃
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